shart mouth

Somebody with really bad breath. Breath so bad that it wreaks of a faint hint of shit.

Omg. I was talking to Bob and his breath stinks. I can't handle having that shart mouth anywhere within my immediate proximity. That shart mouth should just keep his trap shut.

by Allen3000 August 6, 2015

Million Dollar Mouthpiece

Million Dollar Mouthpiece. The ability to talk shit, waffle on, speak out of your ass and be completely compelling.

Million Dollar Mouthpiece "Hey Terry I actually didn't prepare any notes for our business proposal, but luckily I have a 'million dollar mouth piece' and will sell this product straight out of my fucking ass'

by Blacktack April 10, 2015

trouty mouth

A.K.A. Sam Evans on 'Glee'. He is known for his rather large mouth, therefore he was dubbed as 'trouty mouth'.

I love me some trouty mouth!

by bernrikastel August 23, 2011

Work Mouth

A form of self-censorship practiced at work to avoid offensive or cuss words. Typically includes cuss-replacements you learned from your grandma. Potentially embarrassing if accidentally used outside of work at parties or in the company of your drunk friends.

May also be used in the company of grandparents, teachers, preachers, and others who disapprove of cussing.

Does not apply to all professions. Musicians and construction workers have no need for a work mouth.

At work:
-Did you just say fuck?
-Yeah, sorry. I forgot to use my work mouth.

At a party:
-Did you just say fiddlesticks?
-Yeah, sorry. I still have my work mouth on.

by mandawoowoo December 21, 2010

mouthblossom

It is another word for oral herpes. It looks like a blossoming garden on someone's mouth it's really disgusting. Only people with really bad judgment in guys are attracted to them. Usually people with mouth blossoms are extremely hideously ugly and disgusting

Me: ew look hannah! That guy has Mouthblossoms!! They look like they're going to rupture!!!

Hannah: Ew that's gross! But somehow I'm attracted to him!

by Mouthblossomsaregross February 2, 2015

small mouth syndrome

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.

Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.

by Justcallmejulio12 September 29, 2013

bird mouthing

when a girl waits patiently with her mouth open like a bird until guy or guys shoot their cum into her waiting bird mouth, like a young bird awaiting feed from mother,

bird mouthing sucks if you have to wait to long for your loads of cum

by The MAN4ME February 9, 2015