I love you mostest

You add mostest to the end of I love you to signify you love your partner mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest first loves their partner mostest FOREVER and HAS TO accept it.

Dominic: I love you
Stephanie: I love you most
Dominic: I love you mostest💙
Stephanie: aww Doommmiiinniiccc I love you💜(can't beat that.)

by TheMostCorrectPersonToEverLive May 8, 2018

moses effect

n. The effect a seat belt or bag strap has on a ladys tits.

Jeff: Did you see those tits there were parted like the red sea?
Roy: Some kind of Moses effect.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

mostest ever

More than the mostest.

Heather loves Andy the mostest ever.

by Hannahs mommy December 30, 2007

Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

by chego December 29, 2009

dirty moses

Having sex with a girl that is on her period.

John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.

by archibole sans January 11, 2008

Furry Moses

A foreplay sex move. When a male or female with a mustache splits another persons butt cheeks (as Moses did the Red Sea), rubs their mustache in or around the rectal hole area. In other words, when you rub your mustache in their butt crack for sexual pleasure, or for fun.

"Hey there nice mustache! Would you care to give me a Furry Moses?"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"

by Rokael Monzala June 30, 2008

Moses

Sexy ass dude that likes to part bitches red seas. Can make a girl cum like none other. Sometimes a man whore.

Damn, you see Moses over there? I bet he's parting red seas tonight.

by 100percentthatbitch July 29, 2019