A state that was located in the northwestern part of the USA, it used to house the secret for time travel but was destroyed by Gumby to forever remove the secret. It is now a black hole which rakes in more tourests then Montana ever got when it was there.
by Setlik0 May 30, 2008
Get the Montanamug. by PhatKhat September 27, 2006
Get the montanasmug. After hooking up with a female, you leave her room the next morning no later than 8 AM and proceed with your work.
Dude, he pulled a Montana on her last night - left her room at 6:30 in the morning and was doing his particle physics problem set by 7.
by JSRosen3 March 13, 2010
Get the Montanamug. 
A shitty state filled with predicably close minded hippy faggots and rednecks that boast about outdoor activities like fishing and hiking or shooting guns at marmots and squirrels. Also home to dirtbag white trash and yuppies that are intent on turning Bozeman and Missoula into a new California hub. Unless your in Billings(which smells of oil refineries and sugar beet mills) or Bozeman and Missoula theres hardly anyone around. People don't like intellectuals here and if you stand for anything else you are quickly dismissed.....
by Vlad Impala June 23, 2008
Get the Montanamug. Land of the crazy people. I mean, we have the Unabomber, Evil Knievel, and the guy who was the originator of the phrase "going postal". Everyone runs here when they need to hide from the pigs. Of course, it's a huge state. Trees, beavers, moose, bears. Also contains part of Yellowstone.
by MoonTree July 25, 2008
Get the Montanamug. get your N64 from out of the closet (you still have it, don't you?), pop in THPS2, and go to the premade park titled 'Montana.' There you go.
by Devin Ze Dude July 21, 2008
Get the Montanamug.