An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.
"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."
"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016
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It pertains to the Balearic Islands and it's one of the most rich states of Spain.
The official languages are Spanish and Catalan.
Food it's so good and have a lot variety: panades, ensaimada, crespells, sobrassada, botifarrons, frit mallorqui, trempó...
It pertains to the Balearic Islands and it's one of the most rich states of Spain.
The official languages are Spanish and Catalan.
Food it's so good and have a lot variety: panades, ensaimada, crespells, sobrassada, botifarrons, frit mallorqui, trempó...
-Hey dude! Where are you from?
-I'm from Mallorca?
-Where's that?
-It's an island in the Mediterranean Sea
-I'm from Mallorca?
-Where's that?
-It's an island in the Mediterranean Sea
by MarkyV August 2, 2017
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Hey Spaz your being to mellon bro.
DUDE JENNY THAT WAS SO MELLON!
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Hey Spaz your being to mellon bro.
DUDE JENNY THAT WAS SO MELLON!
Mannn sammie, just cheer up! Your acting to mellon.
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Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.
Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.
Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.
Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.
Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
by pp deep rotten June 5, 2018
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a. Cannabis
b. Pimp my ride
c. Playing guitar
d. Listening to incubus
a. Cannabis
b. Pimp my ride
c. Playing guitar
d. Listening to incubus
by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005
Get the Having a mellow one mug.the most awesome instrument in marching band. in concert band, the mellophone players are french horn players, which epically pwn anyway, so when they change to mellophone, its just as awesome. people may make fun of them, but its just cause they're jealous.
trumpet player says: haha, stupid mellophones
trumpet player thinks: ahh, i wish i could be a mellophone. they look so cool.
trumpet player thinks: ahh, i wish i could be a mellophone. they look so cool.
by bandgeek3453 November 28, 2009
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