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MIT

1- Man look at jimmys hot mom over there
2 - Man jimmys mom has got it going on shes a MIT
3 - A milf you mean?
4 - Nah, a MIT.
by CIRCLESAREMYLIFE August 21, 2018
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Mits

Man tits.
Also known as moobs , mreasts and mipples.
Kyle:My mits are so big they make your moma's tiny!

Aaron:Fuck you
by T-Tunney May 14, 2014
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Mit

extremley stupid person and is obsessed with balls
I didnt know you were a Mit!
by urb4nd1ct1on4ry January 24, 2011
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MIT

1.) Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
2.) Engineering School
3.) Second rate UMR
1.) MIT is widely known for it's accomplishments in
2.) it's engineering competitions, even though
3.) UMR does as good if not better with a fraction of the funding.
by danomagnum December 9, 2008
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Mits

When Stacy went on her blind date she found her blind date had mits
by Gingersnap101 April 30, 2014
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MIT

slang disease
A disease commonly found in rich kids, who refuse to grow up, mentally; and whenever they face any question concerning prestige of MIT, respond- eeeeeks!!! Due to these qualities they do not get admitted at really competitive places such as Stanford or Princeton. To get kids like this in mainstream, Maturing Infants (without) Tits, has been opened, to get admitted you should,
1) Carry a teddy bear in your senior year.
2) Get a custom-made razor to be really clean shaven.
3) Say things like- OMG! I think she's staring at me.
- Please, pleeeeeasse, why don't you come and meet me. Hey, I DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOUR BROTHER.
Pass. in boston transit) Jesus, this guy is drenched in his piss. And his teddy too. Christ!!
<Announcement> Welcome to MIT
by I hear Eeeeeks February 27, 2009
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MIT of the Midwest

A term reserved for schools in the Midwestern United States that are strong in science, technology, engineering and mathematics(STEM) . This term primarily is used to refer to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) as many of its college of engineering graduates and faculties have founded large successful technology companies such as Oracle, Tesla, AMD, Youtube, Paypal, and Yelp among others. The University of Illinois is also home to the National Center for Supercomputing Applications (NCSA).
HAL 9000 was born in Urbana, Illinois, home to the "MIT of the midwest."
by SeattleForever October 8, 2020
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