A tomboy. Won’t give a shit but can get triggered by siblings. Sarcastic and hilarious. Can be unpredictable, sometimes wants to play video games, other times wants to play sports. Mostly enjoys soccer, not in a tryhard way, basketball, baseball, and football. Is an actual boss at dodgeball. Can be mind-numbingly stupid or “I-know-every-answer-fuck-off”. This creature does not give a shit if you won, lost, or tied (except in the World Cup.). Likes animals but will not name pets “Twinkles”. You get the idea. An absolute boss that has no crush and enjoys both sports and video games. Basic summary.
Oh my god Miriam STOPPP!!!!
by TheGreatBananaPeel October 22, 2018
That girl who is just so fucking perfect in every way.
Every guy falls in love with her from the minute they see her, with her long straight chocolate brown hair and gorgeous bright blue eyes.
This girl is UNFORGETTABLE. She's the reason you're failing school - the reason you can't focus in anything you do.
You know you'll never be with a Miriam. She's just too fucking perfect for you.
No, she's not a slut - but she's not prude either. She's just waiting for the right guy. Her standards are high so you know she'd never go for you - and it hurts.
Once you get to know Miriam, you see she's not only gorgeous - she's insanely smart, creative, and funny. She has the best personality ever. Pure amazingness.
This girl is the shit.
Every guy falls in love with her from the minute they see her, with her long straight chocolate brown hair and gorgeous bright blue eyes.
This girl is UNFORGETTABLE. She's the reason you're failing school - the reason you can't focus in anything you do.
You know you'll never be with a Miriam. She's just too fucking perfect for you.
No, she's not a slut - but she's not prude either. She's just waiting for the right guy. Her standards are high so you know she'd never go for you - and it hurts.
Once you get to know Miriam, you see she's not only gorgeous - she's insanely smart, creative, and funny. She has the best personality ever. Pure amazingness.
This girl is the shit.
John: Ugh, we have Math next.
James: Wtf man, miriams in our class.
John: Oh right! Fuck yesss, Math!
James: Bro you'd never get a Miriam
John: If I can't get Miriam, I don't want anyone. Just shoot me now!
Susan: I'm so fat! Why can't i look like Miriam??
Hanna: I know, right? Gosh, she's just so perfect.
James: Wtf man, miriams in our class.
John: Oh right! Fuck yesss, Math!
James: Bro you'd never get a Miriam
John: If I can't get Miriam, I don't want anyone. Just shoot me now!
Susan: I'm so fat! Why can't i look like Miriam??
Hanna: I know, right? Gosh, she's just so perfect.
by hiw0r1d January 09, 2012
That girl in your class. You know the one. She's a total enigma.
She's the reason you can't remember what you learnt in that lesson, or what the homework was -in short, she's the reason your failing school. She's the palest girl you've ever seen, with raven black hair and the kinda eyes that make you want to die. It almost hurts to look at her. You've never spoken to her, either because you're intimidated by her enigmatic vibe, or you just know you're never gonna be good enough for such a fucking angel.
HOWEVER if you should ever get to know a Miriam, you realise she's actually fucking COOL. She's the girl all the bad guys want, because you know, while she sits there looking all ethereal and quiet ...she's a wild one. Her quick sarcasm and seemingly emotional detachment add to her ''anti-girl'' charm and it breaks your heart to know she'll never love you as much as you love her. She's funny and the moment you realise she's into fat, dirty, loser boys ...you want to die.
She's the reason you can't remember what you learnt in that lesson, or what the homework was -in short, she's the reason your failing school. She's the palest girl you've ever seen, with raven black hair and the kinda eyes that make you want to die. It almost hurts to look at her. You've never spoken to her, either because you're intimidated by her enigmatic vibe, or you just know you're never gonna be good enough for such a fucking angel.
HOWEVER if you should ever get to know a Miriam, you realise she's actually fucking COOL. She's the girl all the bad guys want, because you know, while she sits there looking all ethereal and quiet ...she's a wild one. Her quick sarcasm and seemingly emotional detachment add to her ''anti-girl'' charm and it breaks your heart to know she'll never love you as much as you love her. She's funny and the moment you realise she's into fat, dirty, loser boys ...you want to die.
"We have double English today, FML!"
"Shut the fuck up, Miriam's in our class; man I love that girl"
"No way man, she's such a fucking tease, you'll never get her"
"I know. Fuck my life man. Just shoot me now."
''The new girl's kinda hot!"
"Oh, I heard she's into like old-school horror, metal and is a real wild child. She's fucking cool man. But apparently she likes that fat dude in the year above..."
"No way man. Awh, she's such a Miriam"
"Shut the fuck up, Miriam's in our class; man I love that girl"
"No way man, she's such a fucking tease, you'll never get her"
"I know. Fuck my life man. Just shoot me now."
''The new girl's kinda hot!"
"Oh, I heard she's into like old-school horror, metal and is a real wild child. She's fucking cool man. But apparently she likes that fat dude in the year above..."
"No way man. Awh, she's such a Miriam"
by lonelygirl28 January 06, 2010
An ancient goddess of beauty, who is also amazingly strong and sexy. All the elements are hers. A girl named Miriam will take on the characteristics of strength, intelligence, and beauty, plus other unique characteristics.
by alexandria12 February 24, 2010
Someone that's pale-skinned kinda looks like a ghost. Sometimes has dragon breath and a RBF. But she's cool though so you ignore all that noise.
by frontdeskguy June 07, 2019
Miriam is probably one of the best friends you will ever meet, she has an amazing personality and is probably one of the nicest humans you’ll ever meet. Once they get to know you more, they start to care about you more, they will know when you aren’t ok and when you are going through a rough time, and she will be there for you and make you feel special. Miriam probably lives a hard busy life but despite all that she will still drop everything to support her friends and family. So, if you find yourself lucky enough to become friends with a Miriam don’t lose her those type of people only come once in a lifetime.
person 1: wow I met this amazing girl named miriam I think I might marry her
person 2: dude I heard girls named miriam are amazing don't let her go
person 2: dude I heard girls named miriam are amazing don't let her go
by bearsworld December 30, 2021
Miriam’s are the hottest people on earth. If you are lucky enough to meet one keep her because they are sweet incredibly funny and nice and are just amazing people
Guy 1: wow I heard there is a new girl named Miriam. She’s so fucking hot
Guy 2: yeah I wish I was good enough to get with her
Guy 2: yeah I wish I was good enough to get with her
by I.know.e v e r y t h i n g March 02, 2021