Minnesota 

the worst state ever. even considering alabama & thosesurrounding states' incestuous nasty-ness. too cold. winter for 7 months & 5 months of summer. no spring, no fall. you're either freezing or boiling. it sucks here. there aren't even 10 lakes, let alone 10,000. i think they're counting puddles. the accents are horrible. it's soda, not pop. LEARN HOW TO TALK!!!!!!!!!!!! F*** this shit. this state is terrible. & full of racist hick-wannabes.

person 1- wanna go to minnesota?
person 2- hell friggin no you asshole. i'd rather die 5 times & go to hell.

Minnesota by shewolf13 June 13, 2011

minnesota 

minnesota was origionally founded by some frenchmen who gave all the landmarks really wierd names like Roseau (prounonced RO-SO) and albert lea. They were later overwelmed by a lot of tree chopping scandinavians which is why the population is 99.9% caucasian .The state is geographically isolated, with few tourists or habitants from outside the Middle American area. As a result, its residents tend to be racially homogenious, socially secluded and culturally isolated, also its full of self obsesed librals. minnesota as you may have heard is the land of 10,000 lakes when in reality it has over 15,000, oh golly, thats amazing! Half the year its an arctic wasteland and the other half its a giant mosquito infested mud pit. Minnesota is also a self proclaimed provinence of Canada, and yes the people here do speak like the people in the movie Fargo. also the Minnesota Viqueens were defeated at home by the Redsins, how sad is that? you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

(Minnesotan)Mom where are my snow pants? i have to go to school

hey its negative 47 degrees! lets go fishing.

now its in the 30s lets go to the lake!

minnesota by minnesota hater March 24, 2008

minnesota 

A state known for it's cold weather, hockey, sucky schools, and twin cities. I'm from California, and I moved to Suckville (aka Elk River, MN) two years ago.
It SUCKS!!!

ex. 1
Native radio lady: Isn't it amazing how warm eleven degrees can feel?
Me: Ha! what planet are you from?
Friend: yeah, in minnesota, eleven degrees is warm.

ex. 2
Science teacher is rambling about global warming.
Me: Yeah, I've got a question. If the world is warming up... why is it negative twenty-two outside?

minnesota by Ms. brutally honest February 8, 2009

minnesota 

the awesome state of 5 million people wait a minute 5 million people that means that our one city of milwauke has more people then the lame state of minnesota and also more beer, fun, and smart people (the uw any of them really) thats problably why people from minnesota go to the uw i mean who wants a gopher as a mascot

( 1 person says in funny minnesota acsent)what are we going today

( 2 person in funney minnesota acsent) i dont know lets go make a ice sculpture

(1 person) sure but is it cold and frigid enough

minnesota by uw panther August 22, 2011

Minnesota 

The worst place to visit and/or live due to all of the following:
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter

The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents

Adj: To describe something very unpleasant

(Guy 1) I want to go to Minnesota.
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?

Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me

(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!

Minnesota by t-bone-baller July 29, 2009

Minnesota 

Only Filipinos will understand this.
Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota.

My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA.

(Tagal is Filipino for slow)

Tobi: Yo! Watch this youtube video! It's so funny man!!
Chelsea: Sure!
....10 minutes later
Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT?
Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos..
Tobi: Still loading?
Chelsea: Yeah! Minnesota today!! :((

Minnesota by Twoahbi November 21, 2010

Minnesota 

1.The southernest point of canada actually intruding into the continental us
2. A place where people take pride in their state that noone cares about
3.State of two seasons winter and fall
4. Home of the twin cities which are both completly lame
5. State of 10,000 nasty lakes that only a fool would enjoy going in
6. Two races, white people and east african muslims
7. People who claim they dont talk like fargo
8. The mall of america which i would be happy if a terrorist destroyed
9. People who turn on their ac when its 60 degrees
10. The Vikings who suck balls and wear a gay purple, the twins who play on their football field in the worst stadium in the mlb, and the timberwolves who after losing kevin garnet will not be relevent for the next 10 years

take a trip to the twin cities and try to have fun.... I DARE YOU.
Talk to someone from minnesota and hear their stupid canadian accent they claim they dont have.

Minnesota by AlexAitch November 17, 2007