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Minnesota

Minnesota has the most meth labs of any state!
(suck on it California!)
by Salty Jonez October 7, 2008
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Minnesota

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.
"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")
by john October 10, 2004
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Minnesota

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.
Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.
by Jay May 29, 2005
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Minnesota

Canada junior. People here have a cross between a midwestersn hick accent and a Canadian accent. Minnesota sucks.
Watch MADE in mtv with the comedian girl from Minnesota and you'll hear what I'm talking about.
by minnesotaisballs April 21, 2006
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Minnesota

the worst state ever. even considering alabama & thosesurrounding states' incestuous nasty-ness. too cold. winter for 7 months & 5 months of summer. no spring, no fall. you're either freezing or boiling. it sucks here. there aren't even 10 lakes, let alone 10,000. i think they're counting puddles. the accents are horrible. it's soda, not pop. LEARN HOW TO TALK!!!!!!!!!!!! F*** this shit. this state is terrible. & full of racist hick-wannabes.
person 1- wanna go to minnesota?
person 2- hell friggin no you asshole. i'd rather die 5 times & go to hell.
by shewolf13 June 13, 2011
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Minnesota

The worst place to visit and/or live due to all of the following:
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter

The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents

Adj: To describe something very unpleasant
(Guy 1) I want to go to Minnesota.
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?

Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me

(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!
by t-bone-baller July 29, 2009
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Minnesota

Only Filipinos will understand this.
Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota.

My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA.

(Tagal is Filipino for slow)
Tobi: Yo! Watch this youtube video! It's so funny man!!
Chelsea: Sure!
....10 minutes later
Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT?
Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos..
Tobi: Still loading?
Chelsea: Yeah! Minnesota today!! :((
by Twoahbi November 21, 2010
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