#1 in meth production!
by Salty Jonez August 12, 2008
by john October 11, 2004
Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.
by Jay May 26, 2005
Canada junior. People here have a cross between a midwestersn hick accent and a Canadian accent. Minnesota sucks.
by minnesotaisballs March 31, 2006
the worst state ever. even considering alabama & thosesurrounding states' incestuous nasty-ness. too cold. winter for 7 months & 5 months of summer. no spring, no fall. you're either freezing or boiling. it sucks here. there aren't even 10 lakes, let alone 10,000. i think they're counting puddles. the accents are horrible. it's soda, not pop. LEARN HOW TO TALK!!!!!!!!!!!! F*** this shit. this state is terrible. & full of racist hick-wannabes.
person 1- wanna go to minnesota?
person 2- hell friggin no you asshole. i'd rather die 5 times & go to hell.
person 2- hell friggin no you asshole. i'd rather die 5 times & go to hell.
by shewolf13 May 16, 2011
The worst place to visit and/or live due to all of the following:
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter
The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents
Adj: To describe something very unpleasant
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter
The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents
Adj: To describe something very unpleasant
(Guy 1) I want to go to Minnesota.
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?
Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me
(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?
Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me
(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!
by t-bone-baller July 29, 2009
Only Filipinos will understand this.
Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota.
My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA.
(Tagal is Filipino for slow)
Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota.
My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA.
(Tagal is Filipino for slow)
Tobi: Yo! Watch this youtube video! It's so funny man!!
Chelsea: Sure!
....10 minutes later
Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT?
Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos..
Tobi: Still loading?
Chelsea: Yeah! Minnesota today!! :((
Chelsea: Sure!
....10 minutes later
Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT?
Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos..
Tobi: Still loading?
Chelsea: Yeah! Minnesota today!! :((
by Twoahbi November 18, 2010