King's Mile

An arbitrary unit of distance, so called because of the legendary pub crawl/race of the same name, performed by 6th form leavers of KCS Wimbledon. The King's Mile is the distance from the first pub (The Prince of Wales), to the last (The Crooked Billet).

Unfortunately, there are many potential routes from start to finish, leaving the ACTUAL value of a King's Mile unclear. To confuse the matter, the competitors in the pub crawl are often a bit tiddly by the end of the race and thus have, so far, neglected to note the distance they have traveled.

(King's boy to the landlord of The Prince of Wales):
"What ho, fair publican - could you inform me of the distance to the Crooked Billet from this fine establishment?"
(Landlord):
"Aye, sonny - thar be a King's mile ye have ter toil, and it be yonder up yon hill."

by Guy Woodward April 10, 2007

Miladinović

Ascended god warrior, a blessing from the heavens by the merciful God. One could say He is God himself and would be absolutely correct.

- Who is that over there approaching us?
- It is the mighty Miladinović , bow before Him before He releases us from this mortal realm.

by Ghostbuster Lego June 18, 2021

Mile cockinhole

A Mile cockinhole is the type of nigga to fool around! He think you stupid! He know shit and ain’t tell no one, this kid also gay he say he not but he sure is. He say he don’t know something exist when he sure as hell does!! He is a gypsy ass nigga and gonna get put in a spliff

Look there’s a mile cockinhole you know them always foolin around tryna trick a nigga and such! He a gay ass punk!

by John Jesus September 27, 2021

lazy mile

when you take a piss on a fat chick and the piss runs down all the crevices of her fat rolls

damn if you gonna fuck dat fat ho at least give her the lazy mile

by the roadster August 1, 2009

motor mouth mildrid

an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.

Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti

Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas
Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything

Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up!
Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023

1000 mile rule

When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Regina McGregor January 11, 2017

8 Mile

Verb - To say someone's best future counter argument against you prior to them saying it to leave them with nothing to say. This term is used in business/sales/finance/negotiating.

In the last rap battle scene of the movie 8 Mile, B Rabbit (Eminem) states things like "yeah, my mom lives in a trailer park, and yeah I am white trash." His opponent was speechless because Eminem stole all of his counter arguments.

They wanted to have a big meeting to finalize all contractual negotiations. Right out of the gate I made our proposal and then 8 mile'd them on how I know we're a new firm with very little experience, have never worked in their sector before, etc... and while it would be natural to think they could get our price down... we already factored that into the original quote, so the price is the price.

by Foxy_Cleopatra May 14, 2017