a place in Buena Park Ca, on Beach Blvd where you pay a whole bunch of money to eat shitty food, drink expenisve, shitty mixed drinks, and watch a bunch of fake ass knights, on small ass horses, compete in tournament games, in hopes of winning the princesses heart. Oh yeah, and dont cheer for the red knight, he always loses.
Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"
Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"
while walking out of the show at "medieval times" I told dan i was going to run him through with my flag.
by rob $ April 13, 2005
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Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.
"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."
"How'd she take it?"
"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."
"How'd she take it?"
"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."
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2) Also used when you are invited to a birthday party at Medieval Times and your team wins.
2) Also used when you are invited to a birthday party at Medieval Times and your team wins.
1) Oh shit, (Insert Name here) is gonna try to down that bottle of vodka, hes gonna get medieval as hell if he does it.
2) (Member of Red team screaming to other team mates) Oh Shit, The Red Knight is just about to stab the Yellow Knight in the throat to win the tournament, we about to get medieval!
2) (Member of Red team screaming to other team mates) Oh Shit, The Red Knight is just about to stab the Yellow Knight in the throat to win the tournament, we about to get medieval!
by Matt Folg September 1, 2008
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The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
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