Brett Middleton

one hot babe, who goes to my school. He is really obessive about his hair. but for good reason:)

oh, my god! I think I'm gonna faint! Brett Middleton looked at me!

by dovaloven November 18, 2004

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Kate Middleton

Aka Duchess of Cambridge. She is the beautiful, stylish wife of Prince William and his three adorable children.

Every single time Kate Middleton wears something, it immediately sells out in every single country.

by Mylameusername February 20, 2022

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Piece of shit town with nothing to do besides ride around and get high or pregnant or drunk or all three simultaneously. Small town idiots who pick on kids in high school and eventually turn into Crystal Meth addicts.

"I'm from Middleton and I'm a fuckhead."

by sixtynineisreallyfine August 26, 2011

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Tim Middleton

a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.

Tim Middleton is a psycho

by DCLXVI February 20, 2005

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middletown

City in connecticut, the most pathetic state in the U.S. We got bloods stepping on the crips' bandana, causing WW3.
Middletown is the place you want to live so you can kill people and dump them in the CT river.

Yo Nigga, he a crip, lets dump his ass in the CT river.

by fdgjdflgjkfghjklfgh February 27, 2005

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middletown

Common name for a town or city located midway between two landmarks (bigger towns, rivers, etc).

There is a Middletown in 20 of the states in the USA. Some have more than one.

Film director Kevin Smith grew up near Middletown, NJ. Then again so did most people in New Jersey, because that state has three of them.

by ad oblivione May 16, 2005

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