gash mashing

To have rought vaginal sex with a female , usually after injesting many alcoholic beverages.

After a few cocktails, I did some gash mashing on the GF.

by Bucky-boy Tiger-Lilly August 29, 2009

mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

meshiuma

Meshiuma (メシウマ） is a Japanese slang word originating from 2channel, which is a shortened version of 他人の不幸でメシがうまい (tanin no fukou de meshi ga umai), whose meaning is "Other people's misfortunes make the food tasty", which is a metaphor for "getting aroused from the misfortunes of others", thus it's the Japanese word for "schadenfreude".

交通事故やのに何でコイツ笑ってんの？メシウマか？
KOUTSUU JIKO YANONI NANDE KOITSU WARATTEN NO? MESHIUMA KA?
Even though it's a traffic accident, why is he laughing? Is he shadenfreude?

by Amagami March 31, 2016

meshitsalot

A knight in shining armor

We saw lord meshitsalot riding his horse at full gallop on the way to the public bathrooms. Sir Meshitsalot is famous for frequenting these bathrooms.

by Bad C dev July 26, 2021

Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"

If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.

by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008

mehin

The prettiest girl you know. You will stare at her endlessly, you know why? Because her eyes are shining like stars in the sky. She likes to eat, cuddle, and be a crackhead sometimes. Watch out for that glorious heaven girl.

Mehin is the prettiest girl.

by vase with chocolates March 11, 2021

Cunty McShitballs

A name you call someone when they're a complete imbecile that says or does the stupidest things.

You're a fucking idiot for doing that shit, Cunty McShitballs!

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018