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Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!
RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023
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internet mercenaries

Internet mercenaries are purchased bots to support someone's own aims on the internet.
Internet mercenaries fight on the side of T-series against Pewdiepie in the war of Pewdiepie vs T-series.
by tshbg March 30, 2019
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Mercenary (Sex Position)

Brad and Will banged last night.

What'd they do?

Tender and loving Mercenary.

Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 21, 2023
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Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT
by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021
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Mercenary Press

"When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni
"Aw fuck they tricked me with a Mercenary Press again
by Tdofc June 30, 2023
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