meat curtains

Term used to describe the excessive length of a woman's labia

Man when I pulled down her draws I screamed like a teenage school girl. I couldn't tell if I was seeing an open faced roast beef sandwhich, day old deli meat, or the raunchiest set of meat curtains known to man.

by Man Danglelow January 26, 2008

Meat Curtains

Loose vagina lips that hang, this often caused by to much sex or old age. Also referred to as "Beef Drapes".

"Yea it was tough, the first act of the show didn't start until I pulled back the meat curtains!"

by sic n twisted August 30, 2006

meat curtains

Also known as "beef curtains", "beef curtains" or "chicken bits"

"When we went back to hers, I was so up for it, until I saw those beef curtains!"

by Gem April 25, 2005

Meat Curtains

A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Damn, that girls had it so many times she got meat curtains, I wouldn't hit that for nothing man.

by King February 10, 2003

Meat Curtains

The point when a women has sex so much that her vagina turn into meat curtains.

Hey Jenna I heard u got some saggy Meat Curtains under those short shorts.

by JakeTheSnake155 October 07, 2009

meat curtains

a very sloppy, fatty, and saggy vagina

man 1: oh god what is that!?

man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich

man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?

man 2: ha meat curtains

by phantom1 June 21, 2009

meat curtains

Flesh like curtains that dangle from a broad. Typically nice looking and compliment the Vag. Sometimes they disrespect the vag and just look like the bitch stuck two pieces of roast beef on each side of the vag and stapled them there, often causing dick cheese or pusssy-crud to build up behind the lips.
Most prefer it when there is minimall curtains, eaisier to see what kind of equipment your dealing with, and it just kind of blends into the skin, so you dont get scared cuz it looks like her cooter got in a fight with Rocky Balboa.

Holly shit woman! You need to invest in some hedge trimmers and take away them damn meat curtains.

James: So, i was hanging out with Jessica last night and i went down on her and came up with four pieces of raost beef!

Mike: Holly shit man!, i didnt know someone could shed thier meat curtains.

James: No kidding, it looked like a philly chees steak!

by kx3 guy March 09, 2011