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mcdonalds

Shit in a bag. Cooked with complements from the 15 year old dropout chef who cant spell his own name.
mcdonalds staff - "What do you want?"

you - "Ahh, can i get a shit burger, extra spit. Oh yeah, no pickle."
by iliveinmtdruitt August 4, 2010
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mcdonalds

a great place to go when you are hungry. Many people think only fat people go there, but most people eating at mcdonalds are healthy. If you only eat home made cheese burgers, you will be fat
wow, mcdonalds is 95% filled with healthy, working class people that are hungry and want something to eat
by rle516 December 31, 2005
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mcdonalds

a place where your teachers tell you, you end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.
teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!
by pockadotslotz March 16, 2010
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mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon
i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker
by the man August 22, 2003
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mcdonalds

you lot are all fuckin twats, u dont know fuck all, i work there, and im in college doin a BTEC, and im dumb compared to the rest of em, and only 2 types of food is done in a microwave, the rest is COOKed on the grill or in the vats, most emplyees are part time while they go college, and the rest are almost managers, which earns you good pay when you get in to it,
While were not cooking, were messin around and havin a laugh, its actuly fun.
So all you retards who dis, i suggest you get a fuckin life you cunts, come back when you know what its like in there
a Resturant that serves a range of food and healthy eating is an option.
Standards are high, and no1 jizzed in any food in any plyouth resturant, its all bull!
by Phill Stone April 12, 2004
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mcdonalds

The most hated on off all fast food joints people think its just fake food served to lazy fat people that don't want to cook or can't afford real food but it's not it's a place where you can go and eat good food at a good price that doesn't make you sit and wait for it then charge you 15 dollars for the smallest piece of meat you ever saw and then expect tips
Me:Hey lets go to McDonalds
Stupid Person:No that crap makes you fat and its not even food
Me:Well Lets see if its food the burgers are made of cow meat the chicken nuggets and sandwiches are made from chicken and the fries are made from potatoes just like most other places that sells food so you cant say its not food but you can say their animal killers either way i still want some so,
Stupid person:Yeah they kill animals i wanna go to subway
Me:You suck at life
by The Dude Thats Not You April 28, 2009
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mcdonalds

Why the hell are you looking this up? Do you live in Antarctica? I bet they even have this shit there...
Holy shit McDonalds is everywhere!
by Will.Z September 3, 2007
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