Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete

by ltdelicious May 4, 2009

macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011

machelor's degree

Receiving both your bachelor's and master's degree from the same institution.

My friend was too lazy to research other universities, so he just stayed here to get his 6 year machelor's degree

by Tee-Kas September 17, 2010

project mayhem

You don't talk about Project Mayhem

You don't talk about project mayhem .

by You don't talk about it February 19, 2009

Mayhem makers

The #1 Runescape Pure clan. We defeat Eop + Foe, commonly named Foeop every time we run in with them. Been #1 for the past 10 years of Runescape Clan history and Always will be. Mayhem Makers are currently the last standing pure clan of Runescape accepting only True pures.

Mayhem makers ran into Foeop last saturday. It was a complete massacre of Mithril and Adamant armour all over the ground and Every Member of the Mayhem makers made bank off of Foeop. Gwas indeed.

by 2inthepink May 12, 2011

Maheen

Maheen is cool. Maheen is "trustworthy" in Pakistani! Maheen is a pretty girl usally quiet short but she has a loud and funny personality, Maheen always makes people laugh and cheers them up when there feeling down. Maheen jokes all the time and has a bubbly personality. Maheen is smart and loves to learn and read! Maheen is a popular girl who loves attention. Maheen like guy.

Maheen is amazing. Maheen is "trustworthy" in Pakistani! Maheen is a pretty girl usally quiet short but she has a loud and funny personality, Maheen always makes people laugh and cheers them up when there feeling down. Maheen jokes all the time and has a bubbly personality. Maheen is smart and loves to learn and read! Maheen is a popular girl who loves attention. Maheen like guy.

by Husna Nadeem November 22, 2019

Mayhem-cident

A type of accident that would make a great story and creates a significant amount of damage. When telling the story, one would paint a colorful picture that seems to be a chaotic-bound situation that results in mayhem.

Dean Winters, the All-State Mayhem Actor, would make it funny if the story was produced into a commercial by dry humor and witty remarks that are very blunt.

"Dude, I had a Mayhem-cident last night. I was minding my own business watching 'Dude, Where's My Car?' while driving and Ashton Kutcher T-boned me!" said Driver

"Good thing you saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico last week." Gecko

by NuetralNolan November 10, 2010