Matti

A very Dark But Sexy Human Being. Has A very very very Large Penis and very funny. A guy that gets all the ladies, and has a 10/10 Personality.

"I had a Very sexy matti Yesterday and his dick was massive"
"I wish I had A matti"

by Jason_is_the_5-0 May 16, 2018

matty

n. A mixed drink consisting of one part Natural Light and one part MD 20/20.

Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"

by James of FP7 November 13, 2006

Matty

A wild boy, who isn't a boy. Has green special sauce and makes weird dolphin noises. Not human.

Matty ate my car.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 24, 2023

Mattys

The sexiest motherfucker in the world. Can't speak though. Also seeks attention from the others but can be very kind.

You're such a Mattys.

by Matty Tatty July 03, 2021

Matty

Meaning unkempt femail genitalia.

"Oh babe, you're a bit matty" and "Sniff me matty"

by Matthew Prior July 03, 2006

mattis

The Mattis is an act used to seduced a female. The male (usually a bro or tool) begins making out with the female and then proceeds to reach around to her ass and insert a finger into her butthole. This is an attempt to use the Shock and Awe factor for anal stimulation. It is best used in situations when both parties are drunk.

"Dude why'd that girl slap you?"
"I tried to pull a mattis"

by LaxPermit January 30, 2012

Matty

A guy who likes to laugh, joke and genuinly have fun. They usually have another, more serious side whether that being in the form of a personality trait or a sibling, either way it is rare to find one unlike this.

That Matty is so two sided.

by Yeetus Mc. Feetus the third October 19, 2020