Either a makeup loving bodybuilder or a hardcore butch lesbian.
Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.
Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)
Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES
(Alternative universe)
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)
Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*
Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES
(Alternative universe)
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)
Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*
by Some person yote January 07, 2019
A common ghetto name in older centuries where women named Matilda often could be found in kitchens doing ''women-work'', like cleaning, washing and cooking. They also smell extremely bad, can be compared with an anus with clamydia. The name Matilda is often associated with hatred and ugliness.
by snusistheonlylove December 11, 2016
Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.
by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021
Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.
by throwmeoffacliffxoxo March 10, 2021
by birddog165 May 23, 2011
She’s a bad ass bitch stands up to everyone if she gets drunk she’s a wild one she loves films like John wick cause her personality is wild and free she’s a mouthy and very funny and also a good singer
by Jiffy77334 April 14, 2020
When a female hides drugs in her vagina on a hot day and the drugs melt causing a hallucinogenic trip.
by P.k omega February 10, 2019