Matilda

Either a makeup loving bodybuilder or a hardcore butch lesbian.

Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES

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Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*
by Some person yote January 07, 2019
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Matilda

A common ghetto name in older centuries where women named Matilda often could be found in kitchens doing ''women-work'', like cleaning, washing and cooking. They also smell extremely bad, can be compared with an anus with clamydia. The name Matilda is often associated with hatred and ugliness.
Oh look there's the ugly Matilda that no one likes!
by snusistheonlylove December 11, 2016
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Matilda Brewe

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.
"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021
by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021
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Matilda Walton

Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.
Omg is that a Matilda Walton i cant see her behind that grain of rice
by throwmeoffacliffxoxo March 10, 2021
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Black Matilda

A little bite of that black matilda, and that door will swing wide open for you
by birddog165 May 23, 2011
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Dirty matilda

She’s a bad ass bitch stands up to everyone if she gets drunk she’s a wild one she loves films like John wick cause her personality is wild and free she’s a mouthy and very funny and also a good singer
by Jiffy77334 April 14, 2020
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Dirty Matilda

When a female hides drugs in her vagina on a hot day and the drugs melt causing a hallucinogenic trip.
Female: "I went to a festival yesterday and did a dirty Matilda"
by P.k omega February 10, 2019
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