espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out

that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini

by grumpkinator October 30, 2010

Fellatio Martini

Another term for blow job.

So there i was at Tasha's house anxiously waiting on my fellatio martini, but she never sucked me off.

by Praveezy February 14, 2010

Missouri Martini

Stag Beer with a pickle

Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.

by EasAnderson August 2, 2019

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011

Espresso Martini

The classic design of pubic hair on a girl with the triangle on top and then the stem is the fun bit.

"Well I know I should be going Brazilian or Hollywood but I still like to be like Tina and have the Espresso Martini down there.."

by Benjiman77 December 15, 2017

Hillbilly Martini

The term made mainstream by the band Blackjack Billy in the song “The Booze Cruise.”

The literal definition is “a body shot off a string bikini”

1. I drank so many Hillbilly Martinis at the pool party at Put-in-bay.

2. During spring break in Daytona Beach, I blacked out from too many Hillbilly Martinis.

3. At Myrtle Beach there is a Hillbilly Martini guarantee.

4. Hillbilly Martinis will get you in the summer.

5. All of these girls, not enough time for Hillbilly Martinis from all.

6. WV Wesleyan girls are the best for Hillbilly Martinis.

by Buckhannon's Best October 22, 2014