colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out

that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini

by grumpkinator October 30, 2010

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Roddy Martini

Old school Michigan drink made famous by a previous Pro Detroit basketballer... guess who. It's a double Bacardi and diet Coke, with a Cherry on top.

You want less? Roddy Teeny or Roddy Tiny. Single Bacardi and Diet, with a Cherry in a rocks glass.

"Roddy Martini, on the tab please."

by siCks January 11, 2009

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espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

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Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011

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Hillbilly Martini

The term made mainstream by the band Blackjack Billy in the song “The Booze Cruise.”

The literal definition is “a body shot off a string bikini”

1. I drank so many Hillbilly Martinis at the pool party at Put-in-bay.

2. During spring break in Daytona Beach, I blacked out from too many Hillbilly Martinis.

3. At Myrtle Beach there is a Hillbilly Martini guarantee.

4. Hillbilly Martinis will get you in the summer.

5. All of these girls, not enough time for Hillbilly Martinis from all.

6. WV Wesleyan girls are the best for Hillbilly Martinis.

by Buckhannon's Best October 22, 2014

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