marines

The first fighting force into battle, well, after the Air Force bombs everything into rubble. And after the Navy carries them over to where they need to go. But really first would be the Army Special Forces for recon and sabatoge. So I guess they would be the fourth into an active combat mission.

Wow, look at the hot chick posting her picture for the Army. What? All of the marines pictures are males? Hmmmm...

by Average Joes April 29, 2005

Marines

Dumbasses that think they are better then the Army.
Even when the Army saves their asses every singletime they get into combat.

Marine1:oh shit all my squad is dead cause they are dumbass fuckin marines
Marine2:wait theres hope some army guys are over there
Marine1&2:oh please help us we are marines
Army Ranger1:not with this shit again

Army Ranger2:fuckin dumbass marines
Army Fireteam Leader:you help these marines now soldiers
an hour later
Army Ranger1&2:okay you marines are safe AGAIN we eliminated all 1,000 insurgents for you now you can go and take credit for our work so you can feel better okay.
later at marine base camp
Marine1&2:oohra we fuckin took out all those motherfuckin insurgents YEAH!!!!.

by Army for the win September 6, 2010

Marines

M A R I N E -
M - Muscles
A - Are
R - Requested
I - Intelligence
N - Never
E - Expected

Marines - The word Marine, look it up in Websters (that's a dictionary for you JAR HEADS): "Of or relating to the sea." Huh, kind of sounds like the Navy. Marines don't like the Navy, I guess I wouldn't either if I had to be second to the Navy as in the "DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY"!!!! Hey, they are the Naval Infantry, not to demean the Seals. Here's a joke: "I couldn't join the Marines! Why? When I went to go see the Marine Recruiter, I couldn't fit my head in the jar that was on his desk!"

by The Fresh Man April 19, 2006

marines

Acronym for:
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
ESsential

Do now, think later

by Isaac March 19, 2004

marines

a person who thinks they are special for doing dangerous, usually fruitless tasks; cannon fodder.

it seems like a lost cause, send in the marines and see what happens.

by uncanny September 18, 2006

marines

Guys who weren't smart enough to join the United States Army. The Airborne Rangers and Special Forces make these guys look like babies.

Little Boy: Hey Mr. Marine! Can I wear your hat?
Marine: Sure thing son!
Little Boy: Oh boy!
Airborne Ranger: Hey...what the hell are you supposed to be?
Little Boy: A marine!
Airborne Ranger: A marine eh? Well I'm an Airborne Ranger wanna suck my dick?
Little Boy: Oh no sir! I'm not a REAL Marine! I'm just wearing his hat!

ohhh boy you marines

by 1337Fork April 19, 2007

marines

First in, first dead.

Marines are usually the first casualties in war.

by Root Beer January 12, 2007