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Maple High School

There’s many fucked up girls there! Many of them vapes and smokes weedThe guys are trying to hit on girls which is so wallah omg.. Stick to Tci or emery the people there are hot especially the guys, I would smash
guy: Maple High school is ass

guy: Facts
Girl: lol I like emery guys
Women: no tci is hot
by Suroshen March 31, 2019
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Maple Moocher

An offensive term that stereotypes Canadians in a negative way
Look at that guy with the toonie, what a maple moocher.
by AverageCanadian7567 March 7, 2023
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Shady Maple

When someone eats so much food that they can barely walk and have to throw up insanely.
My friend ate so much that he was about to pull a shady maple!
by Baldsoap4927 May 25, 2012
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The Maple Bacon Law

The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.

But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.
If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.
by E. Flynn October 1, 2012
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John Maclean

A YouTuber that does makeup videos while looking elegant. Really pale skin and always wears black. Seems like a cool person, but honestly I'd be intimidated if I every saw this majestic beast in real life.
"You're wearing a black dress to the grocery store? Who are you, John Maclean?!!"
by MangoII December 27, 2017
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Mapalm

Mapalm is a mixture of maple syrup and napalm. Mapalm is thought by many to be a secret weapon of the Canadian army. It is intensly fearned, as it will both burn you, and carmalize your wounds.
John: Sir, the 3rd batallion was just struck by a Canadian airstrike.
Mike: Thats horrible, but why do all of their bodys smell like a pancake breakfast?
John: The dropped mapalm sir.
Mike: mother of God...
by Quinn Levandoski January 12, 2009
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Malclapper.

Noun.

1. The name given to an individual whose attitude towards unusual and humorous behavior is characterized by embarrassed discomfort, exaggerated confusion and sarcastic, judgmental disapproval.

2. One who rarely participates in an activity but instead comments on the action from a distance.

3. One who avoids out right confrontation but instead communicates using passive aggression.

4. One who attempts to secure one's place in a group by preempting the judgement of the current majority.

5. One who is motivated by social awkwardness, insecurity and the need to fit in completely.
Bertram: "I did my gorilla impression at school and Chantelle Malclapped me in front of everybody."

Theodore: "She's a total Malclapper."

Typical Malclapper phrases include:

1. "Ummm... Ok? That was random."
2. "That's a little more information than I needed to know."
3. "I'm just going to stand over there."
4. "I'm a little bit worried about your mental health."
5. "Ummm... What the Hell? Jack Sparrow is SO WEIRD."
6. "What... I seriously don't even get it."
7. "Ummm... Ok. Just make up your own word on Urban Dictionary... That's totally normal."
by Augustine Summerton November 4, 2011
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