Manteca Mud Cake

Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face

She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

Goon Mantle

Ceremonial garment instantly transferred from the biggest loser in your school to the second biggest when, for example, the former is unexpectedly selected to play for the school football team, star in the school play, bones a prom queen, etc. Sometimes shortened to 'Mantle'.

Example 1

Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.

Example 2

Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.

by PearlFly January 24, 2013

mantis attack

Poking or stinging somebody in the ass with a fork

Dude, I just pulled a mantis attack on Jeremy! He jumped like a rabbit when I stinged him.

by bananamantismama October 15, 2011

mantastic

Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.

Following his fifth keg of beer, Kevin ripped the horn off of his pet narwhal, and then nailed his porn-star girlfriend for hours. Subsequently, he felt mantastic.

by Ned Ryerson July 30, 2008

Mantasy

"Male Fantasy." Stephen Colbert used this word duing his segment "The Word" on a 2007 episode of the Colbert Report. He copyrights it to himself, though it appeared on Urban Dictionary long before his use of it on the show.

Stephen Colbert has the hots for Matthew Mconaughey. He called him a mantasy!

by Psychodork July 19, 2007

mantropolitan

Trendy, hip urban male who dresses in the current fashions with liberal uses of hair, skin and other self-beautification products. Typical mantropolitan will utilize a "man purse" for transportation of PDA's, mobile data devices and said beauty products.

"Oh that guy is so mantropolitan"

by mikeyhockey May 26, 2009

Mantequilla

referring to the character named Butters in South Park. The gang plays border wars or Texans vs. Meheecans (Mexicans). Butters is a Meheecan named Mantequilla. He becomes the reason why the Mexicans, illegal or not, leave the U.S.A. and head back to Mexico. Thus, the U.S.A. has no Mexicans to do the labor.

dude 1: bro, did you see what Mantequilla did?

dude 2: Oh i know bro. He is crazy! he is the revolution!

by last of the Meheecans May 27, 2012