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Magician 

noun; A master of manipulation. A Magician can control anyone and everyone he wants to by merely speaking to them. He knows how to read a persons' emotions by looking into their eys... once this is done, he can evaluate what has been read and determine the best way to interact with that person to get what he wants. What he wants is rarely sex, though it would be easily in his ability to obtain that. The Magician considers himself an enigmatic figure, and is devoted to studying human emotion ( i.e what causes emotion in people, and what effect it can have on them.).

This means that the Magician is adept at handling multiple partner relationships, and can usually keep said relationships going for long periods of time.
Guy 1: Dude! That guy's got.. what.. 8 different girls?
Guy 2: Yeah man! And he's kept 'em going for l7 months!
Guy 1: Shit! And none of them know ANYTHING about the others?!
Guy 2: Nah, bro. This dude is a fucking MAGICIAN.
Magician by The Magician September 10, 2008
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The Magician 

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006

Magician 

1: A party entertainer who amuses party-goers with small feats of slight of hand.
2: A true practitioner of magic. A lost art in today's world.
1: "That magic trick you did at the party last night was awesome!"
2: "That man is a true Magician in every sense of the word. His spell was perfect."
Magician by ILTKid November 19, 2011

short sleeved magician 

When you can see what's coming.
"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
short sleeved magician by abyssion8 February 25, 2010

Magician 

a powerful and stunning individual who takes all your fears away & replaces it with magic and happiness. These individuals are brilliant, intelligent and extremely attractive, yet they are very humble and heal without you even realizing. They exude an aura of enchantment and use affection as their wand. Very lovable and easy to fall in love with. They are wonderful individuals who make a lasting impression in your life. Extremely rare to encounter so pretty please consider yourself very blessed if you have one in your life.
person 1: today all my fears went away when i met Dr. Jake
person 2: my gosh, he must be a Magician.
Magician by cadburydairymilk July 5, 2010

black magician 

The act of someone black putting a dick in someone so fast it looks like it just dissapeared
He is so talented I think he's a black magician!

Magician Yuke

Pen name taken up by an asian female. Aside from writing, she is a fledging artist, specializing in monochrome works. When drawing, she favors mechanical pencils, black pens, permanent markers, and india ink.
Have you seen Magician Yuke's latest artwork?
Magician Yuke by Sophia August 14, 2004