Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

A magic Johnson

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass

Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife

by Brian franks May 31, 2021

The Magic Jewel Bus

When a woman consumes the man's family jewels (aka the testicles) and puts them in her mouth and down her esophagus and into her lower intestine until the testicles can be visibly seen protruding from her rectum.

During Sunday School, Bridget had a sudden craving for dumplings. Her needs were promptly satisfied when Gary performed The Magic Jewel Bus.

by Tayfar589 February 3, 2026

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 20, 2018

The Magic Mac Job

After consuming a unhealthy amount of macaroni and cheese, you proceed to rub more upon someone cock while you suck him off.

After dinner last night I tried out 'The Magic Mac Job' on Brian. He was into it.

Hey Sara, do you think we should give Zach 'The Magic Mac Job' tonight after the party?

Bro, when she hit me with The Magic Mac Job I knew she was a keeper!

by Xeeri November 4, 2018

magic monkey juice

1) On British streets there is so many drugs, that even dealers don't know all pf them. MMJ is one of them, documented among others by the creators of a British parodial show Brass Eye.

2) A music track created by the British psychedelic electronic dance music duo Younger Brother. Features Simon Posford (Hallucinogen) and Benji Vaughan (Prometheus). Appeared on their first album, A Flock of Bleeps. Available on Twisted Records.

Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!

by Roy Dest August 20, 2009

magic purple juice

its codine or lean

dude what is this it tastes like ass?!
it’s that magic purple juice

by lil boy yung man November 2, 2019