cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

bloody masterpiece

1. Looking at the towel you laid down after intense period sex
2. A delicious Bloody Mary

Jimmy stood up after sharing rough intimate love making with Jenna, looked back at the mess they had made and proclaimed, “Look at our bloody masterpiece”.

by Squirt Tank November 18, 2023

Post-Masterpiece Blues

The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)

“Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”

by Sushiware April 25, 2025

cinematic masterpiece

The movie “The Notebook”

person 1: Hey, have you watched The Notebook before?

person 2: OMG YES

person 1: how would you describe it i might watch it
person 2: a cinematic masterpiece.

by Hi I watch miraculous January 26, 2024

Masterpiece

1) You

2) The Beatles
3) The Lord of the Rings

1) You are a masterpiece to someone else, don’t feel down!
2) The Beatles is a masterpiece if you ask me, I mean, just look at how talented they are at making songs!
3) The Lord of the Rings is a masterpiece from both it’s movies and books, it is so complex and very informative, an art for literature.

by Lotr Mark January 3, 2021

sculpting a masterpiece

When your significant other strokes your penis and it slowly becomes larger

Hey gerald when are you coming round to the party
I'll be there soon this girl I met is sculpting a masterpiece right now

by Most gerald man May 1, 2020

masterpiece

An opinion of a piece of art or media that in fact is not a masterpiece. Commonly used by zoomers who have never witnessed music being played, or art being displayed, for its own sake; the usual being a commercial or AMV (anime music video) where all parts are b-rate but somehow convince the viewer of its greatness. Also very often used in epic video game soundtracks (and often with violence or mindless displays of anger overlaid), by those who don't have the attention spans to listen to actual classical music. Books have thus far almost completely avoided the masterpiece-trap, because they require higher than average levels of attention and discernment to progress through.

"That new hobbling Keanu action movie is a masterpiece."

"This hyper-violent anime intro with happy music and no-context emotional sequences is a masterpiece!"

by Torvald The Radianite March 21, 2023