Louisville Snapple

When having sex with a woman who you know is a squirter, collect her glory juice in a Snapple bottle and then reuse it as lubricant with another partner.

I was able to get a bottle of Louisville Snapple the other day and now I don't have to worry about getting KY for the girl I'm banging tonight.

by Roobrocop July 7, 2014

Louisville Slugger

A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.

yea, good thing i got mi louisville slugger!!

by L-to the-O-to the-L September 15, 2010

Louisville, CO

A small city in Colorado. Area code 3OH!3. It's pretty much a bunch of white kids living in suburbia with nothing to do. Still better then Superior, CO. Those bitches stole our zipcode!

Damn, this boring-ass town is so Louisville, CO.

by MNS33 February 18, 2009

louisville lojack

the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.

Johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.So he gave her the louisville lojack.

by fluffywhite October 3, 2008

Louisville Lapdance

A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.

The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.

by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006

Louisville Slugger

A man who prefers to drink his whiskey "neat."

Seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he's a real Louisville Slugger.

by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005

Louisville splitter

Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.

Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.

by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015