Luggage

Term used in the hotel industrie to make colleagues aware of a hot girl/guy on the other side of the desk, without them knowing.

Receptionist1: Loads of luggage today
Receptionist2: yep

R1: Look at that luggage
R2: Yeah, best luggage today

by carljohnson June 18, 2009

Luggage

Any venereal disease carried by a person. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I was going to sleep with Lisa, but she had luggage.

by Joe Dirt2 June 1, 2006

invisible luggage

n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.

After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Dick Luggage

a slang term for your balls/testicals

"That chick was such a slut...she even slobbed my dick luggage for 20 minutes."

by Dr. Ill Cashbar May 4, 2009

Unpack Your Luggage

At the end of the night after all of your groping and fondling of a female to get laid has failed. In a last ditch effort you whip out your dong and let her know it's go time.

Man I was dry humping your sister last night for about 5 hours and she kept shutting me down so finally I just unpacked my luggage and next thing you know I was balls deep! When all else fails just Unpack Your Luggage.

by Pahall November 27, 2012

Luggage bitch

A person you invite only to carry your bags.

I only invited him because he's my luggage bitch.

by Quest The Rabbit August 28, 2016

Luggage Bag

A girl that has had sex so many times that for the man to get any feeling during sex he has to manually hold her pussy flaps against his shaft while penetrating her.

Dude, my arms got so tired last night having sex with a luggage bag

by Luggage.papa June 13, 2018