ligma (Loose Internal Gene Mi Asintits) is a disease that is very dangerous some people have it including ninja and many more. the only way to treat it is balls (bi asindick lateral lacterosis sequence) after that people call it ligma balls
by fukboe0-9-0319230-193-013 December 13, 2018
a serious contagious STD disease that took the lives of many people.
there are different stages of ligma.
in the first stage,the person is most likely unaware of the disease.however,their sex drive will gradually increase with time,tending to drive them into having lustful thoughts.
in the second stage,the person starts to behave in an abnormal manner.while attempting to get hookups,they have a crazy sex drive that would make them want to fuck for hours.
the people they fuck/get fucked by will immediately get infected.
in the last stage,they must be restrained,or they would attempt to strip and hump people in public.
they would die after a week of proceeding into the third stage.
the only form of treatment, sawcon ,would only be able to be used in the first stage.
sawcon is used by injecting an antidote which consists of 5ml of a special liquid into the person's privates.however,the doctor is at risk due to the contagiousness of the disease.the doctor should wear a glove of more than 20cm thick,while gently pressing on the area and injecting it into the clit/balls.
the patient should lie in bed and move around as less as possible for two days,till the antidote spreads completely to the body.the patient will be fed by nurses wearing special suits and masks and will be quarantined in a special room at the lowest floor of the hospital.only authorised staff would be permitted to enter.
there are different stages of ligma.
in the first stage,the person is most likely unaware of the disease.however,their sex drive will gradually increase with time,tending to drive them into having lustful thoughts.
in the second stage,the person starts to behave in an abnormal manner.while attempting to get hookups,they have a crazy sex drive that would make them want to fuck for hours.
the people they fuck/get fucked by will immediately get infected.
in the last stage,they must be restrained,or they would attempt to strip and hump people in public.
they would die after a week of proceeding into the third stage.
the only form of treatment, sawcon ,would only be able to be used in the first stage.
sawcon is used by injecting an antidote which consists of 5ml of a special liquid into the person's privates.however,the doctor is at risk due to the contagiousness of the disease.the doctor should wear a glove of more than 20cm thick,while gently pressing on the area and injecting it into the clit/balls.
the patient should lie in bed and move around as less as possible for two days,till the antidote spreads completely to the body.the patient will be fed by nurses wearing special suits and masks and will be quarantined in a special room at the lowest floor of the hospital.only authorised staff would be permitted to enter.
random dude one : hey,did you hear about the incident at the park?
random dude two : yeah!i heard that a horde of ligma-diagnosed people had an orgy there!
random dude one : ugh!im never going to the park again!
random dude two : yeah!i heard that a horde of ligma-diagnosed people had an orgy there!
random dude one : ugh!im never going to the park again!
by jerants October 17, 2018
LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: E-TMA (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)
"RIP Ninja. At least he died of Ligma and not E-TMA"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"
by User80085 July 20, 2018
A horrible disease that is uniquely carried in the blodlines of virgins who play fortnite, such as Ninja
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to that one fortnite player on twitch?
Guy 2: He fucking died of ligma dude.
Guy 1: . . . . Awesome.
Guy 2: He fucking died of ligma dude.
Guy 1: . . . . Awesome.
by DewyProSeries August 03, 2018
Ligma was a disease that was created by the US government with the sole purpose of cleaning our earth of the virgin blemish known only as fortnite streamers. Signs of infection include, but are not limited to, blue hair, loss of vulgar language, and sheer obnoxiousness.
by Lawandordercriminaljustice July 22, 2018
Example 1
Person A : The weather is so shit today.
Person B : Yeah, can you just ligma
Person A : Balls
Person B : AMOGUS
Example 2
Person A : Im so sad my grandma died yesterday :'(.
Person B : Yeah, she died of ligma.
Person A : What ?
Person B : Lick my balls.
Person A : The weather is so shit today.
Person B : Yeah, can you just ligma
Person A : Balls
Person B : AMOGUS
Example 2
Person A : Im so sad my grandma died yesterday :'(.
Person B : Yeah, she died of ligma.
Person A : What ?
Person B : Lick my balls.
by FFXIVdeadgame December 15, 2022