touch id 4 lifers

POV: you and your friend give each other access to you computer by adding each others touch id to each others computer. POV: you have to set up very specific rules bc you don't trust them but you want access to their computer.

Ania: I read your zoom chats with noor and i want to eat you now
Ella: thats not very kind
Ania: your face isnt very kind
Ella: okay!!
Ania: your such a touch id 4 lifer
Ella: right back atcha?
Ania: TouchId4Lifers bro

Ella: what does that mean?
Ania: ur mom
touch id 4 lifers...

by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 7, 2022

right-to-lifers

See: forced-birther, anti-coice

Nadia wanted to get an abortion because she was only 14, but someone who was a right-to-lifer told her that if she did then he would shoot her. Fuck right-to-lifers.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

LifeKnight

1.) A retard of the highest order.
2.) One who does not take a fucking hint.
3.) He who annoys the crap out of everyone
4.) Someone who should be dragged out into the street and shot.
5.) Worthless.
6.) Complete and utter fuckwit, who spams, doesn't give a shit then acts like a complete dickhead.

"Other than his annoying asshole manner and complete lack of redeeming qualities, LifeKnight is... oh. We covered that already."

by NA January 22, 2004

Lifer

A person who participates on Second Life, particularly someone that develops an obsessive addiction to it. They generally use Second Life as an escape from being fat and ugly and still living with their parents at the age of 40.

"I used to hang out with my bud Fred until he turned into a freakin' Lifer. Now I don't see him anymore. Between you and me, I think he's got some sorta liferdiction."

by gregjockca June 6, 2007

right-to-lifers

Insecure, hypocritical people who usually hide behind their religious beliefs because they are incapable of thinking for themselves. They often accuse doctors who perform abortions of "playing God," yet fight to keep human vegetables on artificial life support because they believe it is "God's will" to keep them alive. Despite these convictions, many right-to-lifers also support the death penalty.

Person 1: Did you hear about those right-to-lifers who shot that abortion doctor?

Person 2: Yea, talk about a double standard!

by Shaggy2010 July 12, 2010

fag-lifer

Someone who is a fag for life.

Elton John is a total fag-lifer

by Dave213211 September 4, 2006

Lifer Sweater

A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.

"I hear Joe is looking for another job."

"Joe? No way--he's got a Lifer Sweater!"

by ardenm December 21, 2009