Lerch

To go through and take possessions of relatives, sometimes concealing it or it’s value from others.

While dividing family heirlooms, Pat, acting suspicious, was seen hiding a piece of finery they had lerched in an over sized jacket.

by Hogie1202 December 5, 2022

Legocat5

The sexiest fucking dude you will ever meet. Loves to have anal sex with Brad Bennett while eating cheerios. If you interupt him while hes playing rolblox, chances are, hes gonna make a video with shitloads of ear-rape just to get back at you. Loves to ingage in sexual intercourse... also he has a big penis...

Brad: Hey Legocat, wanna fuck?
Legocat5: ...you interupted me...... il be right back....
Brad: NO NO NO NO NO! IM SORRY MAN!
Legocat5: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Jewbag119 October 17, 2011

Leroy Jenkins

Leroy Jenkins: A warcry made by peopple who are usually preforming/about to preform kamikazes or other scuicidal attacks

American Ship :Runs out of amo...
Japanese pilot: "Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!!!"

by Eevee the great June 20, 2019

Lenocide

The absolute destruction of modern mainstream comedy as we know it.

Jay Leno exhibited tendencies of Lenocide when he tore The Tonight Show out of the deserving hands of his vastly superior and irrefutably funnier successor, Conan O'Brien.

by shootfirst6501 January 22, 2010

Leroy Lunge

A pre-run exercise created by Leroy Lockhorn done not unlike a normal lunge, but spelling Leroy in every set. Every time you lunge, you spell one letter in the name 'Leroy'. e.g. - 'L' on the left, 'E' on the right, and so on alternating until the name is spelled. Also, the lunge is very often lengthened so its a stretch as well as a lunge. Its a great way to warm up for jogging. Take it from a former Hawaii Warrior, the Leroy Lunge rocks!

Leroy: Should I go for a run today? If I'm gonna run, I better do my Leroy Lunge! (he starts lunging: 'L' - 'E' - 'R' - 'O' - 'Y') Easy there, streeetch into it!

Stan: Wow! What's that? That's better than my Stanley S. What is it?

Leroy: Well, its my Leroy Lunge. Its this warm up stretch I do. Its awesome! Why don't we try it. With you we should spell 'Stanley' instead of 'Leroy'.

Stan: (trying the Leroy Lunge) 'S' - 'T' - 'A' - 'N' - 'L' - 'E' - 'Y' Wow! That really works.

Leroy: Well, don't you love it? See, the longer you hold it the more stretch you get. Just remember not to do it all at once. You've got to ease into this thing.

Stan: I'll have to show Rabbit. She'll love it too. This is crazy!

Leroy: Well, you want your legs as soft as a sponge, try stretching them with the Leroy Lunge! Let's get going!

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 21, 2011

lerch

Pronunciation: ler'ch
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse leoch; akin to Old English letich.
1 : the act of lurking while in the perched position; usually outside someones window or home looking in, or out depending on the object being lerched upon.

Person 1: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Person 2: Damnit she caught me lerching again.

by Orca Snorter October 17, 2006

leroy tendon [schatzenberg]

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

by james104 February 25, 2009