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Lease Audit King

The auditor management companies fear. He will scrutinize every lease to see if you are hiding anything .
Hi Michelle,

See attached the list of discrepancies and issues I have with the leases I reviewed. Just another day at work for the Lease Audit King.

Ralph
by funatwork1 January 4, 2022
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niece lease

The note you leave your sister after kidnapping her newborn baby girl.
"Thankfully Sarah left a niece lease for Bree before she disappeared with her baby"
by rambolovesbabynieces September 15, 2013
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Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)
Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!
by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021
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DHCP lease breaking party

A particularly-wild form of LAN party which is held by disgruntled tenants attempting to induce their upstream provider to terminate a fixed-term DHCP lease before its expiry date. The usual targets are unscrupulous phone and cable operators who lock victims into one-sided multi-year contracts and refuse to let them leave, even as they unilaterally and repeatedly raise prices for inferior service. It's like the cockroach motel, where they check in but they don't check out.

The idea is to annoy providers just enough that they suddenly beg the tenant to leave or even seek to evict instead of holding them hostage to a fixed-term which is no longer useful to a client who needs to be able to leave without penalty after having taken a lucrative job in another city.
Likely apocryphal, the DHCP lease breaking party is a fusion of three intertwined concepts:

- A "lease breaking party" in residential tenancy is a party or gathering that disturbs other neighbouring tenants enough to induce a landlord to break the lease

- A "LAN party" is a wild gathering of video game geeks which degenerates into a "rainbow party" like orgy of video game players competing to see how far down the joystick each can leave their respective lip prints; these events are associated with widespreaad abuse of LAN party drugs and overclocking on highly-customised water-cooled gaming PC's.

- A "DHCP lease" is a feature of the Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol which attempts to hold an Internet Protocol address for a predefined "lease" time so that it may be assigned to the same device when it reconnects.

These wild LAN parties often end badly, with clients going from multi homed to homeless or being bumped off the network entirely. A particularly wild DHCP lease breaking party with extensive LAN party drug use is highly disruptive to tenants of neighbouring IP addresses. An orgy of video games, online porn and bacchanalia tends to degenerate into sloppy seconds bandwidth and conditions prone to spread computer virii, but the situation with most low-rent ISP's is so dismal that client PC's have few other viable options.
by bitchuck August 19, 2025
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New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky
Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024
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Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.
Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
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whole-lease

A deez nuts joke. If someone asks what whole-lease is, the joke teller can reply with “Whole-lease nuts in yo mouth (hold deez nuts in your mouth)” or something along the lines of that
Bruh 1: Hey bro do you have anything whole-lease here?

Bruh 2: Uh… no? What’s whole-lease?

Bruh 1: WHOLE-LEASE NUTS IN YO MOUTH! HAH! GOT EM!

Bruh 2: Damnit!
by SqueakyRobloxer July 26, 2021
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