latching

A sexual act that involves a man stapling his scrotum to any body part of another person, preferably the inner thigh or forearm.

Latching is sometimes helpful in male on male relationships to bring the two partners closer together.

Dino and i latched for hours last night while gazing deeply into each other's eyes.

by Reidmebabyonemoretime April 4, 2011

Latcher

Someone not in a group of friends who tries to become one of them by following them around all the time. The group of Friends hate the Latcher but are sometimes too afraid to say it to his face so he continues to latch onto them. It is important to ignore the Latcher, also known as a Leech and hope for him to go away. If you notice a Latcher tagging along then it is easier to ditch him earlier rather than later. The worst Latcher known to man is Adam Barnett.

Tom: Lads lets go and play footie
(Latcher i.e. Adam Barnett follows them to the field)

by Phil Mi Groin May 27, 2018

Latcher

An Outsider, usually a new kid at school who will follow the popular friend groups around without actually being one of them. The Friend group actually hate the Latcher and the best thing they can do is to tell him to go away and never latch on again. The Latcher usually comes from a background where they have been ignored by parents, peers and everyone else in society. Therefore they cling onto anyone they can find, rather like a parasite or a leech. It would be fair to call a Latcher a leech.

Cool Kid: Come on lads, let's play some footie!
Barnett (example of a Latcher) follows them without being invited
Woke cool kid: Oi what are you doing you Latcher? Go back to the toilet where the rest of you pond scum reside.

by Phil Mi Groin May 27, 2018

Latching

Latching is a term referring to the action of a smaller male grasping a tall female as if he was climbing her like a tree. He Latches himself around her from the back by hooking his feet around her and his arms around her tightly as if he doesnts want to fall off. Commonly the male turns his head in a jerking matter at anyone that comes close to mark his territory.

Nate: Hey Megan lets get to latching?
Megan: Hell yeah climb me baby.

"DTL (Down To Latch): Like being down to fuck but instead latch."

by Jbignig June 24, 2009

Ass-Latch

The act of latching one's ass surgically to another persons ass.

Wow, my ass-latch surgery really hurt.
Yeah, it looks like a flipped version of the human centipede.

by Ronald Romulus September 2, 2011

latcher

someone who thinks you're friends with them, but you're not. they're annoying, weird, stupid, boring, everything you wouldn't want a friend to be. they follow you everywhere, and they want to be just like you. if you have a latcher, drop them immediately, duh.

dude: hey guy, i'm going to the mall today! wanna come?
guy: sure!
latcher: can i come toooooooooo?

0R ::

dude: ooh, this shirt is so cute, i think i might buy it!
latcher: ditto!

by K!M ,, duhh December 24, 2005

Layth

Adjective: in an over-the-top way.

He laughed laythily.

by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009