Lassi

When someone does dumb things and overall makes you lose brain cells just by talking to them

Channi is a lassi

by Chuphoja May 22, 2022

Lassi

Derogatory term used for Punjabis by other Indians. Has origins in some Indian gamer guy who mocked a Punjabi using the term "Lassi" (which is a sweet Indian dairy drink).

"Oi Lassi, where are you going" "Shut it Lassi!"

by Poonjazi90 May 6, 2025

Shaft Lassies

A girls version of tunnel buddies Eskimo brothers etc. (when two girls sleep with the same guy at a separate time they’ve both been with him at the same point they are shaft lassies

Omg you slept with Josh ? I did too last week . We are now shaft lassies

by Greco976 October 16, 2019

Pulling a Lassie

Pulling a "Lassie" is as the definition says - It is when your friend is in a situation that they need to get out of and making up a crazy story to tell them to get out of said situation.

Original example "What's that Lassie? Timmy is stuck down the well?..." The Pulling a Lassie : "Come home quickly! There is an alligator burning down the house and all I have is a breadstick and a water spritzer and I don't know how long I can hold it off!"

Response: "what's that?! I will get home right now!!"

by Murphs007 February 6, 2020

Lassy

A husband who owns her wife on Government / Religious command.

My lassy broke my soul. Or, did you mean.. hussy?

by ZluttyHand'n'mouth March 27, 2023

Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, Birmingham, manchester etc)

After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.

by Abubaca May 14, 2024

Lassi Bkl

A racial slur for Punjabis mostly common among Indians, It is often used to mock Punjabis on the Internet.

oye lassi bkl stop acting dumb

by ieatvenom February 7, 2024