laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Laters on the Menjay

An extremely awkward way to say good-bye to a friend.

From the incredibly hilarious movie "I Love You, Man"

Peter: I will see you there or I will see you on another time.

Sydney: That's very confusing, I don't know if you're gonna come or not...

Peter: No, I'll be there! I'll be there.

Sydney: Alright, I'll see you there.

Peter: Laters on the Menjay...

by thisiswhyimhot78 September 19, 2009

Laserbation

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

Army Of Losers

Any group of people who have no vision in life and their only ambition is to make money but actually they are just wasting everyone's time.

I used to work for an online company for a few years but when I realised they are just an army of losers, I quit the job.

by CharIese October 6, 2008

brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

by txba397 December 20, 2008

laser blaze

The act of smoking copious amounts of marijuana in an airtight room as one or a group of smokers use high-power laser pointers and/or mini projectors to illuminate the marijuana smoke, thus creating a light beam smoke show

Max: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine and a laser pointer for tonight's dinner party and laser blaze

by Mirujuana January 13, 2013

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010