lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

lassing

verb, the act of eating out innocent girl's assholes without their consent of knowledge, usually for one's own personal pleasure.

Hey I totally Lassed that girl while she was passed out at a party, she never even knew I was lassing her, but I sure did!

by Erin Foley July 13, 2009

Lansingburgh

Ok one Lansingburgh is not full of "wankstas" that would crappy downtown troy and most of Lansingburgh is Skaters and there are preps that no1 really likes and its only about 50% thats on welfare and again that would be the southern part so try again Lil Homie Diaz

Sponserer 1:"Did you see how good that skater in Lansingburgh was?"

Sponserer 2:"Yeah, you mean the one in front of PriceChopper?"

Sponserer 1:"yea wanna sponser him?"

Sponserer 2:"HELLZ YEAH!!!!"

this happened to me!!!! and im not a "wanksta" either my pants are not past my ASS CRACK thts disgusting!!!!

by xIKONx August 9, 2009

Lapsang Souchong

The best friggin tea in the universe!

I have my Lapsang Souchong with milk and two sugars, how about you?

by glaires April 4, 2010

Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.

"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"

by TCGC August 28, 2008

lansing

Capitol of Michigan, a small town in New York, and a town in Illinois near Chicago that I live next to. Search it on Google if you dont believe me!!

lambofdog36: a/s/l?
ballzofsteell45: 22, male, Lansing
lambofdog36: Oh really? Michigan?
ballzofsteell45: no way, Illinois!
lambofdog36: Oh sry, lol

by Karl Morgan April 26, 2006