The Lagoon Bunnies are Amphibious. On the surface we see the swimming bunnies and are like "Oh My God, they swim." when in reality the ones that disappear into the depths of the lagoon are not only swimming and breathing but establishing an entire kingdom around a rock with the word "SMUT" engraved on it. they like to decorate this rock with streamers, ribbons, and nets that were lost by us when we tried to catch the swimming Bunnies before they sank down. They call this decoration "STORY ARCS" in their language. the homes of these Merbunnies are known as "Settings" and they live in then happily. unfortunately, there is a battle for the throne of "SMUT" Kingdom and the bunny Named Selfcest is determined to keep it. however, with its rising popularity on the surface, its afraid it will lose once its been ripped from the Lagoon. The Bunny named as THO is secretly waiting in the shadows for their chance to strike, as very few people remember it even exists, yet has all the detail and power of a story because it was written down. This is without the other MerBunnies waiting in the wings with their own ambitions and goals, deeeeep in the Lagoon.
meanwhile one the surface:
Izy: DL, how was your cake today?
DL: Don't try and act sweet servant, you still have 180,000 more words to edit. cracks whip
Ghostie: Also, do you think SAS!Marinette would convince SAS?!Luka she's a telekinetic using Bending spoons? what if she accidently convinces herself with a real spoon and they just stare at spoons the whole day? what if-
Examples:
Dire: "Yo, how's your lagoon bunnies doing?"
Ghostie/Ryn/Izy/Nilsia/Feather/Rafflesia/Mousey: *simultaneously* uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Dire: Ah, I see. Still breeding, huh?
Izy: DL, how was your cake today?
DL: Don't try and act sweet servant, you still have 180,000 more words to edit. cracks whip
Ghostie: Also, do you think SAS!Marinette would convince SAS?!Luka she's a telekinetic using Bending spoons? what if she accidently convinces herself with a real spoon and they just stare at spoons the whole day? what if-
Examples:
Dire: "Yo, how's your lagoon bunnies doing?"
Ghostie/Ryn/Izy/Nilsia/Feather/Rafflesia/Mousey: *simultaneously* uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Dire: Ah, I see. Still breeding, huh?
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