Spelunk kumquats

1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.

2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.

1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."

2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."

2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."

by Starbucks Lena April 13, 2010

Kt Kumquat

a crazy multi-colored haired skitz who is loud and likes to make a scene=

nicole-aww man look at what that crazt kt kumquat is doing!
tori- yea! who knows what she'll do next!

by kt pacitto October 6, 2008

Kumquat squat

Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss

Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!

by yeargh November 3, 2016

Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.

Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

kumquat despot

Proper noun: 45th president of the united states.

The Kumquat Despot will do anything to remain in power.

by Jimmy Bobby o September 25, 2020

Qatar Kumquat

A sandy vagina

Everett: Dude, that bitch had the sandiest Qatar Kumquat I've ever seen. It was like fucking a litter box.

by Divinas Commedia September 9, 2011