Kobe Bryant

1. God reincarnated

Jesus was very jealous of his half brother, Kobe Bryant, whom God favored over him.

by Cmoneyman May 23, 2006

Kobe Bryant

When a person is hogging the blunt

“Pass the ball Kobe!!” As his stoner friend acted like Kobe Bryant with the blunt, joint, pen, etc

by qusim April 16, 2019

Kobe Bryant

Dead

Dude one: you did you hear about Kobe Bryant?
Dude two: yea bro he died this morning:( along with his daughter too :(

by Icrank90'sFN January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant

Dead

Guy 1: Hey you know that guy who’s on the news. I’m pretty sure him, his daughter and other people died in a helicopter crash.
Guy 2: Yeah, his name is Kobe Bryant
Guy 1: ... he was my idol when I was 6...

by It’s yo girl Emma Swan January 27, 2020

Kobe Bryant

a basketball GOD.

"if there was a god of basketball it would be michae-"
"KOBE BRYANT"

by yeeeyeeeyeee March 6, 2010

Kobe Bryant

the greatest basketball player of all time who has a huge penis which everyone loves.

after kobe bryant scored 200 points in the game, he went home and stuck his huge dick into his wife again and again

by wangzang baby August 7, 2006

kobe bryant

The best fucking player to ever play the game of basketball.

Kobe Bryant will soon score another 81 point game.

by victore October 26, 2006