Kooft

Persian word for shit. However, other languages have incorperated it in their dialect.

Mom: Emrooz familet miad
Kid: Kooft...

by Aryan123321 April 4, 2009

Klotia

The king of all, the sher, the warriors of all, they don't come more beautiful than any Klotia

Wow is that a Klotia, he's looking hot!

by KSD September 11, 2008

Koofters

slang for the fast food chain KFC

"wanna go get some Koofters?"

by Chris505 January 24, 2008

Kloffee

When Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer) and Blaine Anderson (Darren Criss) from Glee go for coffee. Which they do several times. It was origianted on a blog post about something stupid about Klaine (Kurt and Blaine as a ship) being dumb or something. In turn giving Klaine shippers all kinds of new words to use.

I love Kloffee

by BoieLee May 2, 2011

kofta

Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.

'nom nom nom, this kofta is really good' said a small greek boy. 'hey, that is ours' said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy'

by TURK4EVA May 4, 2008

Kloot

A religion based around the teachings of the ancient philosopher Klootithious. These lessons dictate one dedicates his or her life to being content with what they are handed. A Kloot loves sleep and their beloved bed (Cash Spot) and always opts to take the chill way out.

I was gunna get mad that my car got totalled but hey man, I'm just a Kloot.

by kybo321 October 21, 2010

klot

the sound of a loud rimshot on a snare drum, followed by a long reverb tail

The drummer went "KLOT" and they went right into Funk 49.

by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003