Kiwi

A slang term for a pair of extraordinarily large testicles.

"My boyfriend has a set of kiwis."

by alorarose April 15, 2009

kiwi

ONE
THICC
BIRB

kiwi is t h i c c

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA September 11, 2018

kiwi

A person who has an anime addiction

he is such a kiwi

by not kiwi from school December 29, 2018

kiwi

someone from new zealand that comes to australia for a holiday and never leaves.
suspectd to have sexual relations with sheep.

"Those damn sheep-shaggers from across the ditch are invading again! why cant they just stay in thir own damn country?"
"What do you call a sheep in a Kiwi's backyard?
A ride-on lawnmower"

by Mr Big October 18, 2004

kiwi

To polish, especially polish shoes

Go back home and kiwi your boots!

by UncleBen168 April 30, 2014

kiwi

Person commonly referred to as an australian. Kiwi's live in an entirely seperate country. Australia referred to the natives in their land as flora and fauna until the mid 70's. New Zealand signed a treaty with the natives in 1840.

A kiwi's ancestors were not brought here, because of criminal convictions. They can here of their own free will.

by Ginge October 24, 2003

Kiwi

1. Another word for someone's "cutie" or crush.
2. Also, another word for one's boyfriend/girlfriend or someone he/she has a "thing" with.

"So I hear you have a crush on John"

"Yeah, he's my kiwi."

by use soap and water May 1, 2010