Kirtland Hills

1) Suburb of Mentor Heights reknown for rich white folks

2) Home of the World's Most Oppressive Police reknown for overzealous ticketing and recent crackdowns on backwoods stills.

The Kirtland Hills police will take your money, your honey, and your 'shine.

by Ras The Destroyer November 6, 2003

Kirtland

a tiny city in Ohio, has few stores and an allaround crappy school system. it clutches it's tiny pocket of fame through the melonhead legends, and the morman "kirtland temple" it is near Willoughby, Mentor, and Cleveland.

person 1: Where do you live?
person 2: Kirtland!
person 1: where the hell is that?
person 2: -sigh- near Mentor.

by No Comment <3 February 23, 2009

Kirklandia

A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.

Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.

I love the theme song for Kirklandia.

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Mads Kirkmand

An individual commonly seen performing strange or weird actions.

Billy: "Hey Mads Kirkmand what are you doing?"

Mads Kirkmand: "I'm just looking and masturbating to 9/11 Memes!"

Billy: "I see. Carry on with your day!"

by Filthy_John May 25, 2018

kirtland hills

A bunch of "Wanna-Be Cops" who were too pussy to sign up for Cleveland's sixth district police department. So they became uniformed revenue collectors with guns and tazers. They especially love to pull over teenagers, call their parents, and falsely claim that they have beer in the car so that they can search their vehicles in hopes of finding something to charge them with. They never harass their own affluent residents. Rather, they work the Mentor/Concord residents traveling on Route 84. In fact they even sit in Mentor City property (O'Connors Gas Station) lurking in the shadows for their next victim!

Kirtland Hills Cops have pulled over everyone in our family with lame excuses numerous times in Mentor.

by Pissed off in Mentor January 11, 2008

Kirtland Hills

1. Team of police who have nothing else to do but pull u over for no reason bec their is no crime in Kirtland their most famous excuse is "your back light is out"

2. Group of assholes who search your car for the hell of it

The Kirtland Hills police will take your freedom, your drugs, and your life

by Bigpete63999 September 30, 2007

kirtland

a town full of rich snobs, that hate black people

i shop at hollister and live in kirtland.

by meeegan. July 1, 2008