Kirked

When an individual can achieve a goal on their own, but you assist them regardless of the obvious negative consequences.

“I was so close to PRing on my bench max, but David f***ing kirked me”

by Mintless Toothpaste June 7, 2019

Kirked

(v) Not making your lady friend breakfast after a one-night stand.

Dude. I didn't even make her breakfast. I Kirked that ho.

by Weeds2010 August 21, 2010

kirk

A talented asshole

My bro Kirk is a god at bass but a total dick to people. Jk

by justgoat666 January 5, 2015

kirk

saviour of the alcohol industry

"Damn it Larry, if it wasn't for Kirk, we would have gone bust years ago!"
"Your not wrong, mr Budweiser"

by bottle-necked beauty May 22, 2004

Kirk

Someone who gets too drunk on the weekends then complains about how work is gonna suck tomorrow. Also known to put ho's before bro's and never takes his anytime shots from the bets that he loses.

Brian: Damn, Brady. I drank too much on a Sunday. Ugh, work is gonna suck tomorrow.
Brady: Care! Don't be such a fucking Kirk about it.

by Cockopotomous May 2, 2018

Not Kirk

Someone who is the opposite of gay or identify's as straight

"Yo dude Kevin asked that hot girl out last night!"
"What a total Not Kirk guy"

by Straightguywithagoodtime December 16, 2018

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk stops fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021