Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

The relative speed at which a Korean girl moves. The numeric average is 24 KPS. Speeds may vary depending on the situation i.e. KPS may decrease if the Korean girl is drunk.

Dammit we will be late to the club because she is moving at a speed of 24 Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

by PandaJ22 January 13, 2015

You're Kimchi the Best Burger

A burger that comes with kimchi

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You're Kimchi the Best Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Kimchi

Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.

Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.

Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.

The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.

by leo123456 December 8, 2023

kimchi

when something is getting really heated or intense; lit; fun

--Yo you see those 2 guys fighting over there?
-oh dang that looks a lil kimchi

— you going to the concert this weekend?
- hell yea it’s boutta be kimchi as hell

by kimchigotspicee October 31, 2017

I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

Kimchi Kim

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind except for a rock. A friend with a lively and annoying personality everyone wishes to have.

You wish you had a person like Kimchi Kim in your life , too bad she is taken with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned June 4, 2022

kimchi girl

you have a lot of biases?
or do you stan more than just one kpop? then you are a kimchi girl.

"oh so you like kpop? what is your favourite group?"
"well, i am a kimchi girl"

by kpop book January 23, 2019