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Joe Kick-Ass

Any man/Giant robot that is so cool, that everyone knows he will kick everyone's ass without breaking a sweat. To be a Joe Kick-Ass, you must have the following traits.

1. You don't take no shit from anybody.
2. You have a sweet car (covering it in guns makes it better)
3. You play by your own rules
4.You are at least 15 feet tall and are a robot.*

Only when you complete these steps will you be a true Joe Kick-Ass.
Silverstreak is a regular Joe Kick-Ass.

Don't laugh at his momma, or he'll go Joe Kick-Ass on ya and run you down/shoot you with his Ferarri covered in shotguns!

*#4 is optional
by D-mokos June 11, 2006
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time to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all out of ass

- Dick Kickem
" Time to kick gum and chew ass...And I'm all out of ass".
by Krellanis February 22, 2018
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go kick ass

1. a phrase used to shoo away annoying people in a relatively respectful/feel good manner who are trying to tell you how great they can do something.

2. a phrase to use when you are legitimately happy for someone.
1. davey: dude, did you see the awesome lamp i made in woodshop the other day? it was cool huh?

joe: (half ignoring him, trying to get him to het the hint and leave) mhm.

davey: ya see man, all you need to do after you have the overall design done out on the lathe, you need to go-

joe: yeah dude. go kick ass. im actually kinda busy right now.

2. lynn: im so excited! i finally learned that swimming trick the other day!

annie: go kick ass, lynn! thats great!
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kick ass quotient

A measure of an individual's, group's, nation's, etc's ability to kick ass in any given competition.
"Dude... what's up with France... their kick ass quotient is nonexistent!"
by Andrew Spotts June 28, 2007
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Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.
by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011
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kick ass cool

a person who can do whatever he/she wants and calls everyone a clown. Also lives a hardcore gangsta life 24/7
Did you see the way Kimmy called Jr./Jenna/Alex a clown? She is so kick ass cool
by k-funk August 14, 2006
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to kick ass at sth

to kick ass at sth
-Alessandro always kicks ass at school.
by CeciG. September 22, 2006
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