Khjones

1. a specific condition of a male reproductive organ.
2. See Jabroni.
3. See Douche Bag.

1. Dang! your khjones is excited!
2. You Khjones!!!
3. You Khjones, do you even know what you're talking about?

by Pastor Lim May 30, 2006

Khoonissa

Only the best ship ever.

"Hey, do you ship Khoonissa?"

by Dustelia October 22, 2016

Khong

a really cool asian dude, usually very nice but his kindness shouldn't be taken for granted, if pushed can result in a devastating force. not to be underestimated

Friend 1: hey have you met Khong

Friend 2: yeah he round house kicked me as soon as we met then he apologized

by masterzhang187 May 31, 2014

Khionna

Khionna is a shy girl. Although her name is spelt different, she tries to blend in because she doesn't want too much attention on her.. It's not her fault it's a little different! She has been hurt allot in life, that's why she is so damaged. And when she comes too see you in a black sweatshirt with the hood on, don't be too surprised. She doesn't want attention. But underneath the hood she is a beautiful girl with a awesome personality. She is always funny and never misses out on a conversation. She loves to:
game, be alone, call friends, be with her pets, and sleep. 😆
If she gets the courage she will get a nice shirt or something, but she can be a bit insecure. Don't get on her bad side... She can stand up for herself if she gets angry enough!
If you know a Khionna or love a Khionnayou have a wonderful person. Treat her with her with RESPECT, KINDNESS, and give her ALONE time if she needs it! <3

Friend 1: *whispers*: Khionna looks so sad..
Friend 2: Wants wrong, Khionna?
Khionna: I'm not feeling well today.. but I'm fine!

*Takes off hood*
Friend 1: OMG YOUR HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL! HOW!?
Khionna: heheh... Thanks?
*Puts hood back on*

by +(✨🌸Blossom🌸✨)+ July 15, 2022

Koonie

A cat that thinks that it is in fact a dog. It has short stubby legs and curly fur. It also plays fetch and catches mice for you.

Koonie is an odd cat.

by _DeliriLuxSolis_ February 14, 2010

Kloon

1) A Foolish German or Korean or German-Korean

2) Can be used in replace of words that sound like kloon ie. clones, clown.

3) Can replace all action words especially in drinking games

1) That Gabe is such a kloon.

2) Damn Gabe, your ,kloonin.

3) (while playing beer pong) Get 'em Gabe, kloon that cup!

or

Here Gabe, kloon this blunt.

by Rustytromboner October 22, 2009

Khondaker

An unfortunate event that may occur only on Halloween to an unlucky individual who has decided to combine the effects of alcohol, candy, and costumed activities. They will normally attest to having no idea that they had partaken in a Khondaker, but really, they enjoyed it. May secretly attempt a second go at it in a week, but without combining all of the causes, will come up just short. Side effects include having a fat chick harassing you for a month and a pimple...... on your ball sack.

Friend 1: Wow, this Halloween party is great, everyone is having a great time!

Friend 2: I'm sure Parker is having a good time now, but when he wakes up and finds out he pulled a Khondaker his penis will shrivel up like a frightened turtle.

by Yogi Bear > Park Rangers July 27, 2009