Ken

A dick biscuit cunt that likes to fuck around and be a cunt. He is the a noisy ads bitch and he likes to brag about his small cock.

I want to punch that fucking ken in the face! What a bitch.

by Dragon fighterxzz March 31, 2017

Ken

A slightly known colleague or friend of a friend whose name you can't be bothered to remember. Or can be used to attract a strangers attention.
Can also be employed to annoy people that you know really well.
Serves especially well when you start a new job - just call everyone Ken; the boss, the women, the copier etc.

'Who was that guy?'
'Just some Ken from work.'

'Wanna smoke?'
'Yeah, cheers Ken.'

'Oi Ken, put your bloody seatbelt on!'

by Loopmeister August 2, 2006

Ken

That blonde in the red gi who gets his ass handed to him by Ryu time and time again. Husband of Eliza, father of Mel, student of Gouken, head of the Masters Foundation, US Martial Arts champion, and the only guy to be in every Capcom game with the words "Street Fighter" in the title, including "Street Fighter 2010."

No matter how many times Ken improves his Shoryuken, Ryu keeps punking him in a fight.

by Soleijhee February 4, 2010

Ken

A transgender male that hasn't gotten bottom surgery yet.

Person 1: So how did it go with that dude last night?
Person 2: It was great and I wanted to go all the way but he is a total ken.

by littleboybennet February 26, 2018

Ken

A perverted elderly man who inappropriately becomes involved with his sons girlfriend. When confronted the initial reaction of the Ken to a perceived humiliation is a conscious rejection of the humiliating input. The Ken tries to ignore it, talk it out of existence, or belittle its importance. If this crude mechanism of cognitive dissonance fails, the Ken resorts to denial and repression of the humiliating material. He "forgets" all about it, gets it out of his mind and, when reminded of it, denies it.

Ken : Nice breasts

Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Ahh.. thanks.. Ken.

Ken : You know you have lost your looks since you lost weight.

Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Actually Ken I've not lost any weight, and thanks for the pep talk.

by snailtrail19 February 9, 2010

Kenning

The art of a male sitting down whilst urinating.

Cody is kenning because he's weird.

by thejet70 June 15, 2019

ken

"Ken" is an alias for douchebag. A Stupid man whose interest are: action movies, body building, cars (customization of...).

"Will ken invivite barby to suck an icecream in his car ?"
"You'll spent an awesome night with your Ken"
"Such a ken..."

by Bzzzz2 August 26, 2013