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Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.
"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.
by bambilee April 30, 2011
mugGet the Keister Beetlemug.

Manu-keister

To present something in a place or situation that one could of only concealed by keistering it
“We were in the middle of the desert, we had lost all of our backpacks....nek munit David pulls out a 3 litre bottle of Evian!”
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂
by Yesnil April 4, 2021
mugGet the Manu-keistermug.

Keister Logan Richardson IV

Is a rare 4 way hybrid of god ,a gay man ,a simp, and mike trout
Y’all see that keister Logan Richardson IV take Bridget to town.
by Big esko April 29, 2020
mugGet the Keister Logan Richardson IVmug.

Keister Sunday

Keister Sunday is recognized as a annual American holiday on Easter Sunday. This holiday celebrates the practice of hiding as many boiled eggs as possible in ones anus.
I'm super excited about Keister Sunday this year! I've been practicing and look forward to destroying my uncles previous record of 12 eggs!
by Mophew April 14, 2025
mugGet the Keister Sundaymug.

keister

Hey keister hows it going
by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023
mugGet the keistermug.

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