karling

Hot. Secretive. Sexy. Addicted to speeding along winding roads. Totally quirky, cool and delicious.
'What was that??'
'Must've been Karling Racing'
by speedstar February 05, 2010
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Karl

Homeless person/group of people huddled in street corners
Hey look at that poor Karl with his moped!
by KYAMW April 27, 2008
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Karl

A "Lady" that resembles a woman yet for all intents and purposes is a man. Not necessarily a hermaphodite; however there is some gender confusion. She makes toilet while standing, greets each morning with a thunderous flatulent and is an all around meathead.
Yeah I went out with that Mexican girl Kara but all she kept doing is quoting movie lines and acting like a total KARL. And I'm pretty sure she was wearing Old Spice deodorant
by El Roberto! November 05, 2007
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Karl

Verb: To Karl is to start an activity or situation well, only to end in mild catastrophe or irony. Other forms: Karling, Karled.
Used in a sentence: The situation is all Karled up.
For example: To Karl:A salesman arrives early and meets someone for an important business meeting, but shakes the client's hand with a wet hand after exiting the bathroom, therefore leaving the client in a less than favorable state. (true story)
by AngelTooth July 01, 2013
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Karl

Woah, that Karl guy is a real fuckboy
by Suck Ball April 22, 2017
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Karl

"Dude, that's your sixth doughnut! Did you talk to Karl this morning?"
by Rudiskranberry February 17, 2012
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Karled

To be annoyed or inconvenienced by outside forces
My commute got karled when I got a flat tire on the highway.
by Heva Davis February 12, 2022
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