karling

Hot. Secretive. Sexy. Addicted to speeding along winding roads. Totally quirky, cool and delicious.

'What was that??'
'Must've been Karling Racing'

by speedstar February 5, 2010

Karl

Homeless person/group of people huddled in street corners

Hey look at that poor Karl with his moped!

by KYAMW April 27, 2008

Karl

A "Lady" that resembles a woman yet for all intents and purposes is a man. Not necessarily a hermaphodite; however there is some gender confusion. She makes toilet while standing, greets each morning with a thunderous flatulent and is an all around meathead.

Yeah I went out with that Mexican girl Kara but all she kept doing is quoting movie lines and acting like a total KARL. And I'm pretty sure she was wearing Old Spice deodorant

by El Roberto! November 26, 2007

Karl

Verb: To Karl is to start an activity or situation well, only to end in mild catastrophe or irony. Other forms: Karling, Karled.
Used in a sentence: The situation is all Karled up.

For example: To Karl:A salesman arrives early and meets someone for an important business meeting, but shakes the client's hand with a wet hand after exiting the bathroom, therefore leaving the client in a less than favorable state. (true story)

by AngelTooth July 22, 2013

Karl

Fuckboy who eats men's dicks

Woah, that Karl guy is a real fuckboy

by Suck Ball April 22, 2017

Karl

Marijuana.

"Dude, that's your sixth doughnut! Did you talk to Karl this morning?"

by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012

Karled

To be annoyed or inconvenienced by outside forces

My commute got karled when I got a flat tire on the highway.

by Heva Davis February 11, 2022