JV

Jolly Villager; a person with a laid-back lifestyle which focuses mainly around drinking alcohol and taking rest.

Alex is such a JV

by DaBoi2022 June 10, 2023

JV

I want to impregnate Megumin so bad and remove her clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,

Jv- Hey i want to jv you so bad

by JOGN MATOS May 24, 2022

JV Warrior

A person who takes recreational basketball games extremely seriously but is not good enough to make their high school’s varsity team.

Person 1: “Wanna hoop later?”
Person 2: “Nah man all the JV Warriors out today I’m not trying that hard.”

by Prison Sal January 27, 2025

JV AllStar

An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.

Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.

by Dirty_Moose May 6, 2022

Jv

A really cool guy that is actually a rapper from the london gang named ofb3x3 he raps for both of these groups

He also has a big dick btw

Jv has a big dick

I heard he’s a ofb yg

by Gdjduegeidbdj353 December 4, 2020

JV

A godlike person with a beard who is pretty good at maths. It is assumed that he consumes cocaine on a daily base, because of his incredible ability to calculate.

Ciro Fantazero: "Have you seen Stephens beard? He's so sexy.
Chromosomitsch: "Yeah, he's such a JV."

Stephen: "Can you follow me?"

by Elydeus January 17, 2022

Jv

Penis of a bulldog that has yet to be circumcised

Oh no, you look like Jv!

by betlogan June 8, 2022