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Jordie

A funny girl one to have everyones back when they need it the most. A girl that whats to have a good dose of fun every once in a while. Jordies usually play sports and succeed at them. They have lots of friends. Their friends always try to be as good as them but can never be as good.
You have so many friends that look up to you, so i'm guessing your a Jordie.
by Dogandsoftbal31710 November 11, 2017
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Jordy

"where did jesse go again the dumb fuck"
"oh mate hes taking a jordy downstairs"
by bigdirtydog August 26, 2019
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Jordi

A boy who has no swag and is really cocky. He believes he can get any girl, when really everyone hates him. They only thing girls enjoy of him are his clothing style and his fragance. He has really ugly hair especialy when its down. He is a horrible DJ and only hangs out with pedophiles. He thinks smoking is cool, when really it's just making him loose brain cells and making him dumber by the second. He thinks everyone likes him, when really no one really does; all he thinks about is himself. Once you meet a Jordi, RUN AWAY!!! They'll try to seduce you with their "swag."
Person 1: I have so much swag! Everyone wants me!
Person 2: Shut up. You must be a Jordi.
by TheTrumpets August 13, 2012
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Jordy

A stealthy man who is outgoing as hell, very flirtatious and loves sports or anything that makes him feel alpha and boosts his ego. Fit, tall, and strong facial features, maybe a few scars too, raised by a good family doesn’t mean he’s a good person though. Just wants to party and live life like you only live once. Has fallen in love more than once, and is extremely hard to forget about if you fell in love with them. Memorable person for sure but lies a lot to make an alter ego appearance for other people; if you know the real him through lies and truth you know he’s a genuine person and one you should try not to lose. Loyalty isn’t a strong suit, but fuck if they lose it you won’t get it back. If they don’t see motivation for you(it) they will never try again and go to the next thing they can get their hands on. They want to fix you but you already broke them with your ego and in the long run there’s no recovery, I don’t miss you but I cherish the time we spent none the less; I won’t forgive but I’ll always remember.
I remember Jordy , he was the popular one right?
by Yolomostdope November 7, 2019
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Jordy

a name given to someone that had a tendency to cheat and hack because he is a loser
"i caught two snorlaxes"
"stfu jordy"
by desireval July 31, 2016
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Jordi

A french boy/man who is a pussy guzzler and favourite position is DVDA.
There's a gay jordi!
by Paul Richards November 10, 2008
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Jordi

He is such a big Jordi
by VeganKaren June 25, 2020
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