Jonny

A legend, may take human form. As a person, he is short yet confident. His ego is bigger then he is. Classy with a bad side. He will take your girl, but return her later. Hes only serious when he has to be and doesnt know when to stop joking. Hes handsome though the girls dont care how he looks. Hes strong and fit but in his mind hes superman. Acts harder then he really is, he has a sweet side but it hasnt been seen in years. Jonnys are unpredictable. Thinks he knows everything, but knows nothing. Typically called a douche, but it doesnt phase him. Makes mistakes alot and plans to make many more. Jonnys are dangerous. Sleep with him if you dare, legend has it it'll change youre life.

Guy: im so bummed
Girl: how come?
Guy: A jonny stole my girl again
Girl: i know the 3 some was crazy!

by JNYBLZE December 19, 2016

Jonny

1) a buff little emo kid. kinda queer but ya' cant beat him.
2) a huge willy

3) my son.

1) oh wow i need a jonny so bad.

2) Gosh thats a big Jonny.

3) i love you jonny, do the dishes.

by jonnys mother August 28, 2007

JONNY

robbing cunt who sells his familes possesions for a weed, also known as a cretin, or scum of the earth

Did you see that dick rob his mums engagement ring and I phone for money to buy weed must be a JONNY

by pauliam October 14, 2011

Jonny

A person who as soon as they see you trying to get yours will cock block you (a Chad). Generally a hater and will make stupid comments and remarks to your girl while your with or without her. They will also stair (crush) and might try to create a confrontation with you for absolutely no reason at all.

Friend 1: Dude wtf
Friend 2: idk these jonnys are crushing us hard
Friend 1: Yea cause they know we are getting ours and they will be jerking it tonight

by RDCDHoneyBadgers October 14, 2011

Jonnie

A piece of shit guy. He pretends to love you just so that he can use you financially. He likes to cheat with other women and when confronted about it, what does he do. Deny and play stupid like a piece of shit person will do. He also likes to hit women and treat them like shit. He is a waste of time and space on this beautiful planet. HE IS A SORRY ASS LOSER, just like the rest of his family. He thinks he's sexy and smart. Dumbass doesn't even have a hs diploma. He's a drunk with a dui. Has a really bad temper and is a murderer. How sad and pathetic

Is that man jonnie small?

That's him, but he's no man. He's a sorry excuse for a man

by babygirl1021 October 23, 2012

Jonny

if you know a Jonny then more fool you. Such a dickhead that you should feel ashamed of yourself for even being with him. Prefers to spend time with his girl best friend than you. Makes you feel second best. Hates the fact that you can't see him all the time. Never ever go out with someone called Jonny, he will make your life hell and make you regret everything!!

hey see that idiot over there
yeah
he looks like a jonny

by amazingperson1998 January 12, 2014

Jonny

Jonny is the person who is really sweet. He really likes that booty and is swigity and swaggity for that booty. He is sexy AF and lots of girls say he is really thicc and has a chode.

Girl: Is that Jonny?
Jonny: Are you thicc?

by Ksjdhd November 26, 2018